Boston.com - ATLANTA --Contrary to popular opinion, men are more likely to look at a female's face before other areas when looking at pictures of naked women, according to a study by Emory University researchers.

Chalk this one up as another totally useless study.  I mean did we really need Emory University to tell us that the face matters?  I mean you don’t see UB posting pictures of chicks with disgusting faces and hot bodies do you?   Everybody knows that the body doesn’t mean shit if you have an ugly head attached.   It’s like having a great running back with no offensive line.  It doesn’t matter.   Anyway, this brings up an interesting question.  If you had to assign a percentage value to the importance of a chick’s body parts how would you do it?  I included my breakdown below.  I'm guessing if you follow my formula you end up with Kristin Kreuk. Any yes this is required reading for all the millions of female Stoolies out there who want to steal me away from the First Lady.   (Just kidding in case she’s reading)

Face – 40%

Legs – 10%

Ass – 20%

Boobs - 10%

Stomach/Weight – 20%