Listen everybody knows Misty May's ass single-handedly saved NBC in the 2004 Olympics. Quick, tell me one other thing (besides Kerri Walsh) you remember about the Athens' Summer Games...? See? She had the porn star name to go along with it, too. In fact, one letter off on her first name, and you have a porn star. (Google it yourself) The bottom line is that asses, ironically, are what put asses in the seats now a days. In the 80's, it used to be breasts, but not so much anymore... at least in the world of Pro/Olympic Beach Volleyball. Look out next summer, Beijing hasn't seen asses like these since Confucius was hustling the locals in strip, rock-paper-scissors.