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Random Thoughts – June 18th


Hayden Panettiere Hates America

Hayden Panettiere appeared at Wizard World Philadelphia (it's a supersized comic book convention) over the weekend, arguably the best thing to happen in Philly in about 25 years.

During an interview session with assorted virgins and their moms, Hayden mentioned that she has an album coming out soon and was prodded into an impromptu performance. She decided to sing the Star Spangled Banner.

Except that Hayden forgot one of the cardinal rules of "singing"- make sure that you actually know the words to the song that you're singing.

Does failing to finish the Star Spangled Banner mean that Hayden hates America? Probably. She could be a terrorist. A sultry underaged temptress terrorist but a terrorist nonetheless. So, in the interest of saving American lives, if you come into contact with Hayden Panettiere, conduct an immediate and thorough strip search.

Consider yourself deputized, America.

hp

— Mike Lindall, 1:13 am | permalink | 5 comments