PETERBOROUGH, Ontario (AP) -- A judge has ruled that a 24-year-old Canadian man is not allowed to have a girlfriend for the next three years. The ruling came after Steven Cranley pleaded guilty on Tuesday to several charges stemming from an assault on a former girlfriend. Doctors say Cranley has difficulty coping with rejection and runs a high risk to re-offend if he becomes involved in another intimate relationship. Justice Rhys Morgan said Cranley "cannot form a romantic relationship of an intimate nature with a female person.His lawyer says the no girlfriend order is the first of its kind that he has encountered.

No girlfriend for three years huh?  So this naturally begs the question of what constitutes a girlfriend?  Can this guy date girls?   Can he sleep with girls?   How many dates before the girl is considered his girlfriend?

Here is what I’m thinking.  As long as he’s dating multiple chicks at once and doesn’t kiss any of them on the lips he’s good to go.  Once you kiss a chick on the lips all bets are off.  At least that’s how strippers operate right?