Foxsports.com - Former NBA player Byron Houston was arrested Wednesday on an indecent exposure charge.

A woman called police around 5:45 p.m. Wednesday to report that a man was masturbating at an intersection in northwestern Oklahoma City, police Master Sgt. Gary Knight said. Officers found Houston in the driver's seat of a vehicle with his underwear on the floorboard, and the woman positively identified him, Knight said.

The 37-year-old Houston, pleaded guilty to three counts of indecent exposure in 2003 and is a registered sex offender. He most recently updated his registry in March, according to the state Department of Corrections' Web site.                                                                                                                                                            Clearly Byron Houston has some serious problems.  I mean maybe I could look the other way if this was his first time, but this guy is a serial masturbation offender.  Dude, keep it in your pants till you get home right?

Regardless, this story makes me wonder whether it’s ever acceptable to beat off  by yourself in your car?     I’m thinking if Kristin Kreuk of Megan Fox happens to jog by you while you’re driving than maybe, just maybe you pull over and rub one out.  But other than that, I can’t think of why you just wouldn’t take care of business in the sanctity of your own home.   

As a side note this story sucks for Allan Houston because I’m pretty sure I’m confusing him with Byron Houston and I’m guessing other people are as well.