Random Thoughts – June 13th
The Olsen Twins Turn 21
The day has come at last; Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen turn 21 today. Barstool would get its blogging license revoked if we didn't acknowledge this momentous occasion. Admit it, there were times you thought this day would never come. You dreamed of this day, imagined what it would be like to finally have the gloves come off where you could admit your lust for MK and A and express every warped, perverted threesome-with-twins fantasy you've ever had for them in polite company and not have to immediately register as a sex offender.
This has arguably been the most long-anticipated turn of the calendar since Y2K. And now that it's here you realize that...it's every bit as disappointing. The way Jan. 1, 2000 dawned like any other hangover-riddled New Years Day, now that the Olsens are old enough for you to buy them a drink and try to seduce them...you wouldn't bother. What we all thought was a couple of blue chip prospects, can't-miss kids that were mortal locks for the Hall of Fame, just look like a couple of skanked out bag ladies at the age of 21.