So I’m doing my paper route yesterday, minding my own business when I notice a guy in Downtown Crossing take the front copy out of a news rack that I just filled two seconds beforehand and promptly throw it in the trash.   So naturally I run up behind the guy and ask him what the hell he is doing.  When I reach him and see his face I realize that he had to be 102 years old if he was a day.  I mean he was ancient.   Anyway, his age didn’t stop me from trying to get in his face and intimidate him as I kept grilling him on why he just vandalized my news rack.   I think I may have even bumped the old geezer a couple times. Finally the old dude musters all his strength and tells me that he already read that issue.  Huh?   How could this be true since I just started my paper route an hour before this incident?  He had to be lying right?  But since when did the elderly start fucking with news racks?      Something just isn’t adding up here?    Regardless, should I feel bad trying to muscle and intimidate somebody who could die at any moment?