Yes, it's been over two weeks since the Patriots "drafted" Randy Moss, but it's taken that amount of time for me to come to grips with the fact that a man believed to be one of the most selfish players of his generation is coming to play for an organization that has won Super Bowls on the backs of unselfish players. Perhaps the longest "He's really going to play here?" phase I’ve ever gone through..

Those who believe Moss will bring another Super Bowl to New England either 1) are lemmings who approve of everything the Patriots say or do or 2) believe in the "Church of Piolichick", which apparently believes Bill Belichick and Scott Pioli have the power to turn divas into team players, bitch-slapping thugs into role models who drink milk, go to sleep at 11, and drive with their hands on 10 and 2.

If the Randy Moss experiment is successful, here are ten more people who through the "Church of Piolichick" could turn their lives and careers around.

10. Roger Clemens- A million dollars a start? Um no. Plane trips back and forth to Texas? Nah uh. Gil Santos having a Suzyn Waldman-esque orgasm over the news? Maybe. Let’s see Roger try to dick over two New England teams.

9. Rasheed Wallace- Thought of this when Sheed was rumored to be headed to the Celtics years back. Could this technical-magnet be tamed by the “Church of Piolichick”?

8. The Writers of '24'- After the phone-in job that was this season (more on this later in the week), it's obvious ‘24’ needs a kick in the ass and who better to give it to them than the “Church of Piolichick”. After one training camp in Foxboro, Jack Bauer will be all set to handle an escalating terrorist threat tied to a White House conspiracy linked somehow to his family, with the help of his new partner, Federal Agent Wes Welker.

7. Floyd Mayweather Jr.- While Pretty Boy Floyd might not need Belichick and Pioli to win another championship, a few hours of instruction in the fine art of oratory from Belichick would make his interviews are lot easier to understand.

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