Meet Tania Derveaux. She is running for senate in Belgium. Here's her pitch:

I am the leading NEE party senate candidate in Belgium. And due to popular demand, I will give 40,000 blowjobs to anyone who requests one on this page. It started with our response to incredible claims that were made by other parties in Belgium, several parties promised new job opportunities in ridiculous amounts. We responded with a parody campaign for which I posed naked and promised our voters 400.000 new jobs.

This national campaign resulted in international media attention and I received hundreds of e-mails asking for 400,000 blowjobs. If this would get us even more media attention, I'm willing to give 40,000 blowjobs to make the statement. According to my planning this would take me 500 days to tour around the world, visiting all the ones who signed up for a blowjob on this page, giving 80 blowjobs per day. So the offer is limited, sign up while you still can.

No word on her stance on terrorism, global warming, education or even health care. Her only platform is free blowjobs. If she doesn't win, UB says we bomb Belgium back to the stone age...Click here to sign up for your BJ...If you're at work, here's what the application says:

Terms of Service

1. Acceptance of Terms
NEE and Tania provide blowjobs (Services) to those who request them, subject to the following Terms of Service ("TOS"). Your use of the Services in whole or in part constitutes your binding acceptance of these TOS. If you do not agree to these TOS, you should not use the Services. Some Services may be subject to additional posted rules, policies and terms. When you use those Services, you and Tania shall be subject to those additional conditions, which are incorporated by reference into these TOS (and, consequently, form part of your agreement with us).

2. Description of Services
The Services consist of Tania performing fellatio on selected individuals who have requested the Services through this form. Travel and other expenses will be covered by NEE. Any sort of recording (video, audio or photographs) of the performance is strictly prohibited without written permission. We adhere to high standards of service but due to time limitations each performance can last no longer than 5 minutes, no exceptions will be made under any circumstance.

3. General Requirements and Rules of Conduct
Services will only be provided to those who meet the following requirements:

• applicants must be 18yrs old or above
• condoms must be used and provided and paid for by the user
• the user shall not engage in any other form of physical contact
• any attempt to influence the depth of insertion by the user will
  result in immediate end of service
• Tania may deny service for hygiene reasons

Yes, UB already signed up, but it was for educational purposes only. Here was the reply for signing up:

Thank you for your interest in our Services. Due to the limited offer because of time restrictions, you may or may not be selected for the requested Services. If you are selected, you will receive an e-mail within one week to ask you for further personal information and coordinates so that we may contact you and arrange the meeting.

The NEE team.

UB will keep you posted...