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Hayden Panettiere gets molested
Oh man something must be striking Hayden funny...
What?! Oh shit, she's not laughing, she's trying to get out of being groped by this guy...Maybe this dickhead isn't aware that:
1. Hayden is 17
2. UB is a connected guy
There, that's better...
Will someone also keep Ali Larter away from Hayden! She keeps stealing the hotness...
(Thanks to Johnny from Berkeley, CA with the assist)
Ready for Wily Mo?
BOSTON (AP) Boston Red Sox right fielder J.D. Drew left Tuesday night's game against Detroit in the eighth inning after crashing into the outfield wall pursuing a home run. He bruised his lower back. Drew smacked into Fenway Park's short bullpen fence while chasing Brandon Inge's third-inning homer. Drew remained in the game until the top of the eighth, when he was replaced in the outfield by Eric Hinske. Drew was 1-for-3 with an RBI-single in the game and is batting .250 for the season.
Well here's the chance for the Sox to showcase Wily Mo Pena, right? If all that stuff was true about JD Drew and injury problems coming out of LA, then we should see him back on the field sometime around August? Fucking Tigers...
Well, not you Vida...
Forget Tony Soprano, Lindsay Lohan gets it
It should have been Lindsay Lohan shouting "I get it" at the end of Sunday's episode of the Sopranos. Sure we've had a lot of material regarding the coke-loving red-head lately, but we couldn't avoid mentioning that she is going to be performing her 1st sex scene in one of her new films, and it appears likely she'll be nude:
“At first I was like ‘I can’t do this, I’m getting my leg cut off. I don’t want to look like that in scenes, I want to look decent! But that was just me being young and stupid. And I have my first sex scene in it, which I always said I wouldn’t do. I wanted to do this movie so people can see that I’m a fucking actress and I’ve been doing it forever and it’s about time people see that. It felt so good to really get to act.”
You hear that Jessica Alba? Forget this actress with clothes on thing you keep telling people about. Lindsay has seen the writing on the wall. Just take a look at the Oscar nominees in the best actress category every year...It's almost always filled with ladies who have stripped on the silver screen...Now if Lindsay keeps it on after this implication of nudity, then UB is just going to lose it...It's also worth mentioning that Maxim has named her #1 on her Hot 100 list...That's kind of a stretch, but whatever...
Dear God Almighty. These Jessica Alba Pictures May Be Proof Of The Existence Of God
If these Jessica Alba pictures from GQ aren't safe for work, then this isn't America.
There wasn't a chance in hell that I was going to make you press a button to see these photos. They should be required reading in American high schools.
And there's a video too.
Click here to see the rest of the pictures. Prepare yourself though. If you have heart problems, you probably want to be sitting down.
Your Late Night Dose Of Stokke
I have a Phd in Bedroom Eyes and those, my friends, are a textbook example of bedroom eyes.
And if you want to be the coolest kid in the office on casual Friday, then you better move quick and order one of these t-shirts.
Beckett to Miss Next Start; Seeks "Alternative Treatment" for Rehabbing Finger
Needless to say, these techniques are far from traditional...
Wake Up with Tina Fey
As you may have seen this morning, we had problems with the photos on BSS and weren't able to recover the Wake Up with Tina Fey post. Of course now with UB working another night shift he can finally post the pics...(Apologizes to whoever originally requested her (it wasn't UB) as that email was deleted last night...
Looking for someone to Wake Up to? Ub@barstoolsports.com
Alaskan Cruise Ship Crashes, Band Plays.... "Take Me Out to the Ball Game"?
For whatever reason this story is really bothering me. I wasn’t there, I don’t know anyone who was there; but it’s just really bothering me. Who the fuck decided it would be a good idea to play “Take Me Out to the Ball Game” in the middle of the Alaskan Cruise Ship midnight evacuation? What are you kidding me? That might be the most annoying song you could possibly come up with to play under those conditions. It’s dark, it’s cold - people are scared for their lives jumping into lifeboats, calling friends and loved ones as their lives flash before their very eyes -- and some donkey band leader cues up fucking Harry Caray?!
Personally I would’ve rather heard either “The Theme From The Love Boat” or the GNR version of “Knock-knock-knockin’ on Heaven’s Door”. Either one would've been more fun than "Take Me Out to the Ball Game".
Obviously the donkey band leader got the idea from the movie “Titanic” when the band continued to play Celine Dion songs while Leonardo DiCaprio (and others) were getting tossed all over the sinking ship.
Hey, if the Alaskan Cruise Band was going for “Take Me Out to the Ball Game”, at least they could’ve asked Devin Hester...
Kardashian Seen in Public With Bush
*Us magazine is reporting that 26-year-old Kim Kardashian, most recently seen in a sex tape with ex-boyfriend Ray J, is now out in the open with her man, 22-year-old New Orleans Saints running back Reggie Bush.
Introduced last year by Kim’s homegirl, Paris Hilton and Bush’s former USC teammate, Matt Leinart, the two began dating casually earlier this year after Kardashian broke up with Nick Cannon in January, Us reports. But their down low romance has since blossomed into a full public display of affection, according to the magazine.
While attending an April 15th Samsung party at an L.A. mansion, the couple was seen holding hands and kissing in VIP, then leaving the party together. Last Saturday night, they dined together at the posh Ivy restaurant on paparazzi-littered Robertson Blvd. in Beverly Hills. Last May 10th, they were seen "grinding" and "making out" on the dance floor of L.A. nightclub Teddy’s, reports Us.
See what we've been talking about? This is why every Utility-grade celebrity chick should make a sex tape. Do the math. Had anyone heard of this girl before Ray J fired up the digital video camera? No chance. Being the daughter of one of OJ's lawyers ten years after the trial doesn't get you in the sack with the biggest young star in the NFL. Now she's running with the big dogs.
As a side note, for my money Bush is going to be THE celebrity swordsman in the NFL in the years to come. I still say Tom Brady will settle down once his baby is born, leaving the sexual field wide open for Bush. Bush has already boinked Nia Long and been kicked out/not kicked out of the Playboy mansion, and he hasn't even played out his rookie contract. Plus he's been a guest of the semi-doable Condoleeza Rice at the White House. I see an unlimited upside for this kid's penis.
Stop Being Such Wimps, Red Sox Nation
Are some Boston fans really that scared of the Yankees that they can't look at 
the 2007 Red Sox and realize that the Sox are a really, really good baseball team?
Anytime I dare write that the Sox are going to win the AL East, the reaction is instantaneous: "But it's just the middle of May. The Yankees always come back and win in the end."
Really? I'm not ignorant of the Yankees' remarkable run of success in the AL East, nor am I'm predicting that there will no improvement in the Yankees' performance in the coming months. Obviously, the Yankees have come back in recent reasons to win the division. But I'm also not predicting that this Red Sox team is suddenly going to collapse in the dog days of summer. Why would I? Because the 1978 Red Sox did. Because the Red Sox's roster of All Stars is somehow so inferior to the Yankees' roster of All Stars?
Can anyone tell me when the Yankees were 8.5 games behind the Red Sox on May 15th and came back to win the division?
The fact is that since 1996, the Red Sox's largest lead over the Yankees at this point in the season was 4 games in 2002 (and because of some scheduling issues, the Yankees had actually played four more games than the Sox at that point of the season). You have to go back to May 15, 1984 to find a Yankees team that was actually farther back in the division race at this point in the season. Mattingly, Winfield, Guidry and Righetti were 13.5 games behind the juggernaut Tigers.
For all the talk of Yankees' comebacks, the fact is that the Yankees have almost always started well during Joe Torre's tenure. Outside of 2005 (5.5 back of the Orioles) and 2002, with Torre calling the shots, the Yankees have never been more than two games out of first place at this point of the season.
But forget all the history. Can a Red Sox fan that is peeing his pants because 
the Yankees are just 8.5 games back explain to me why he can't recognize that a team with a $140,000,000 payroll and a roster stacked with outstanding players may actually be able to hold its own with the Yankees? Is it really that ridiculous to think that a roster that includes players like Ortiz, Ramirez, Schilling, Beckett, Papelbon and DiceK will be able to hold its own against the Yankees? Are you really that petrified of pinstripes that you can't bring yourself to believe that Lugo, Drew, Varitek, Wakefield, Youkilis, Crisp and Lowell are not glorified AAA players masquerading as major leaguers?
It's not about the Yankees lacking talent; it's about accepting the devastating news that the Red Sox having a little bit of their own.
If the Yankees had a 8.5 game lead right now, you better believe that the AL East race would be declared over. Stop being such a bunch of wimps, Red Sox Nation, and have a little faith in a team with a $140,000,000 payroll and a 8.5 game lead in the division.
If the roles were reversed I would be saying the Sox could come back so suck it Chisolm! Listen, anybody saying it's over is fucking crazy but there is just as much evidence the other way to say it is. Injuries - nuf' said so we will elimate that. Clemens is feaking 80 years old and could suck, Mussina and Pettite doesn't scare me, Hugh could have been an aberation, Wang just got touched up 14-2 at home. The Yanks bullpen is being fucking blown out and Mariano has been crushed. The Yanks defense is always questionable...so....yes, I like were we sit and if I was to lay money it would be all over the Sox but a long season left, that's all.....
"You people are nothing but a bunch of fickle mush-heads!"
"Give us hell, Quimby!"
Agreed, i guess what some people are saying is that no team down 8.5 games in may is done. it has nothing to do with the sox/yankees. it could be the rockies being down 8.5 games to the dodgers, with 120 or so games to play, its far too early to count anyone out, remember the a's last year (and every other year for that matter).
and i understand that its your job to blog and cause controversy and bring up different perspectives, but if you are so confident that its over, let other people have their differing opinions and have your laugh come october.
Thing is, it's not "over" by any means. However, this isn't a bunch of dickheads playing over their heads in mid-May. Ignoring the offense completely, how can anyone think a rotation of Schilling, Beckett, Dice-K and Wakefield is going to implode overnight?
And yes, the Red Sox have pretty damn good players as well!
didn't you post the exact same thing yesterday?
Its almost like they are having a pitch off or something..
'Comprete game 6 hitter Schirring...take that!'
'1.79 ERA gyro boy, eat me'
'7-0 bitches. I'm Josh Beckett!'
Exactly sloppy seconds.....ok that sounded weird.
davefromoz, you need a new "l" button
What's gotten into you Beantown? Is the Arizona sun frying your Sox brain cells? You seem very cautious.
George King wrote an article in the Post today talking about how the Yanks are probably fighting for a Wild Card Spot. That's a New York writer who hates the Red Sox.
I'm all in Chiz.
"Anytime I dare write that the Sox are going to win the AL East, the reaction is instantaneous: "But it's just the middle of May. The Yankees always come back and win in the end"
the only people who think that are Yankee fans
No I don't Sloppy. You can figure it out.
touche, i thought it was funnier if u had just had a shot l button and were trying to play it off and see if no one noticed
i'm glad we have permanent records of these blogs so i can quote these gems directly come october.
what for?
What's up Soog? Trust me, I like where we are sitting and like I said earlier I think this Sox team is built for the long haul and it would take a complete implosion but.....ok, cautious may be accurate. I probably listen to EEI too much and hate when they always do the effing math where if the Sox go the rest of the way with this record, then the Yankees will have to win this many and it always bites us in the ass. Damn math...Dale said if the Sox go one game over .500 then the Yankees would have to go 73-53 the rest of the way. That's possible because over the last three years the Yanks have gone 24, 27 and 28 gms over .500 I think it was. With that being said, this is a different Sox team and I think a much weaker Yankee team as far as pitching. THIS JUST IN - SOX WIN THE AL EAST!
as much as I can see this team going all the way this year, there's a flaw in your article chisholm
you said "Can anyone tell me when the Yankees were 8.5 games behind the Red Sox on May 15th and came back to win the division?"
1978 - mid July - Red Sox 14.5 games ahead
and don't give me the crap about this is now and that was then, I'm probably older than a lot of posters here, and I remember watching the Dent game (Reggie's HR never gets credit - that was the real backbreaker in that game) - it could happen then, it can happen now
although I don't think so - this team seems like they're having FUN playing, and that'll take you a long-ass way in any team sport - hopefully back to another WS win
I remember people who, just a little over a month ago, were picking Boston to finish thrid behind the Yankees and (wait for it) the Blue Jays (laugh now). I told everyone, "watch out for the Sox. They have a hell of a team this year." They didn't believe me then, but they're coming around.
I thought that this pre-2004, we're always going to lose, bullshit pessimism should have died with in 04. It's okay to think your team is going to win, especially when they're this good.
Also, nice hat. My sister got one and I lit it on fire. Bought her a nice (dark) blue one instead.
The only team that should have their fans peeing their pants are the Brewers:
www.peeyourpantsforthebrewers.com
The Astros were eight games behind the Cardinals with eight games left last year and very nearly pulled it off. The Sox should have everyone ecstatic right now, but let's not throw a parade yet.
I'm not worried about this Sox team at all. A pitching staff like ours (barring a rash of injuries) is never going to lose more than two in a row at worst.
And like Swankywanky I remember the '78 season very well. Zimmer overused the starting eight, let moss grow on the bench players, and by August everybody was playing hurt. It was as if the 14.5 game lead wasnt enough and he had to keep piling on more runs every game.
Tito's great at keeping everybody in the mix and rested when possible. This team IS built to go the distance.
I'm with Soog, Sox will win the AL East.
No, I'm not worried about jinxing them. While powerful, I still can't alter the future one way or another.
(that sound is me sliding in my chips All-In)
Let's forget about the fat fucking elephant in the corner of the room, aka the Yankees, and realize if the Sox stay healthy, what the Yanks do will be irrelevant.
They have 4 solid starters, 2 studs at the back of the bullpen (3 with a healthy Timlin), a solid bench and an offense that hasn't even hit its stride. Add a manager who knows how to balance these things and they are hands down the best team in baseball.
I believe chisolm said it best on opening day:
"Cue the motherfuckin' duck boats!!!!!"
maybe all this hesitation to declare the Sox as favorites to win the AL East is because the yankees swept a five game series against the sox last year IN FENWAY? A five game difference in 4 days.
and don't act like Dice-K & Drew make a feat similiar to that impossible this year. becket already has a blister. dice-k is unproven. Wakefield's numbers will even out. Drew has a history of injury problems after the all star break. A lot of the red sox' line-up is over-performing and inevitably will fall into respective slumps. The list goes on and on as to what can happen...
Barely a quarter of the season is over.
In 2005, on AUGUST 10th the Sox led the Yankees by 5 1/2 games. By Sept 10th it was still 4 games...
--Seth
there's clearly only one way to settle this: some kind of Barstool Sports bet.
i'd be willing to bet that the sox finish ahead of the yankees by at MOST 4 games, if at all. any takers?
The next Barstool Even (after CEOS and HOs party) should be a 2007 AL East Champs Party held in Mid-June
Bible, I admire your penchant for parties/parades. Your Eagles keep letting you down. Should they ever win anything of any substance, and a so called 'championship parade' is held down Comm Ave, I will personally wait on you hand and foot, dressed in a Super Fan YELLOW t-shirt.
I thought you would have been on here after the draft. I wanted some explanation as to why Beekman, touted as a low first, high second, fell to the fourth round.
I'm loading up on the boys from South Bend in the Catholic Bowl this year. You game?
Don Jeans are you shitting me! You are a Yankees fan, right? You are already conceding? That is totally fucked up but not as fucked as saying by four games that's it? WHAT? So you are saying, I'm going to lose but not by more that four games? I can't even understand that rationality. Who gives a shit by how many games, a loser is a loser - plain and simple. You make life fun!
Don Jeans says "I bet the Jets lose the AFC East to the Patriots next year by no MORE than FOUR games" - any takers?
Where do I place my bet dumbass?
That's my boy Beantown. Welcome back.
HC - Not sure where you saw that Beekman was going to be a first round pick? Everything I read had BC's other lineman Marten going ahead of him. That said, I'll take any bet you want with BC/ND next season.
Indiana Catholic hasn't beaten BC in how many year?
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10 Other Problem People The Church of "Piolichick" Should Rehabilitate By Derek Lynch
Yes, it's been over two weeks since the Patriots "drafted" Randy Moss, but it's 
taken that amount of time for me to come to grips with the fact that a man believed to be one of the most selfish players of his generation is coming to play for an organization that has won Super Bowls on the backs of unselfish players. Perhaps the longest "He's really going to play here?" phase I’ve ever gone through..
Those who believe Moss will bring another Super Bowl to New England either 1) are lemmings who approve of everything the Patriots say or do or 2) believe in the "Church of Piolichick", which apparently believes Bill Belichick and Scott Pioli have the power to turn divas into team players, bitch-slapping thugs into role models who drink milk, go to sleep at 11, and drive with their hands on 10 and 2.
If the Randy Moss experiment is successful, here are ten more people who through the "Church of Piolichick" could turn their lives and careers around.
10. Roger Clemens- A million dollars a start? Um no. Plane trips back and forth to Texas? Nah uh. Gil Santos having a Suzyn Waldman-esque orgasm over the news? Maybe. Let’s see Roger try to dick over two New England teams.
9. Rasheed Wallace- Thought of this when Sheed was rumored to be headed to the Celtics years back. Could this technical-magnet be tamed by the “Church of Piolichick”?
8. The Writers of '24'- After the phone-in job that was this season (more on this later in the week), it's obvious ‘24’ needs a kick in the ass and who better to give it to them than the “Church of Piolichick”. After one training camp in Foxboro, Jack Bauer will be all set to handle an escalating terrorist threat tied to a White House conspiracy linked somehow to his family, with the help of his new partner, Federal Agent Wes Welker.
7. Floyd Mayweather Jr.- While Pretty Boy Floyd might not need Belichick and Pioli to win another championship, a few hours of instruction in the fine art of oratory from Belichick would make his interviews are lot easier to understand.
Click here to check out the rest of this list which includes a random Allison Stokke photo...
Heard of Us Now, Dan?
Some of you are undoubtedly here for the first time because you saw this picture by Jamie Chisholm of Dan Shaughnessy watching his favorite TV pundit, Dan Shaughnessy, from the Seaport Hotel bar in the Inside Track today. Most of you probably saw it on the blog yesterday. Either way, I'd imagine by now everyone in Boston has seen it, except for Dan Shaughnessy.
See, Shank has never heard of us. At least that's what he told the Phoenix's Adam Reilly back in April:
When I asked Globe sports columnist Dan Shaughnessy, a favorite Barstool target, for his thoughts on the paper, his reply suggested that he’d never actually picked it up. (“I really don’t know what it is,” Shaughnessy told me.)
So apparently he missed this item from our Feb. 7th issue, demonstrating how he works his journalistic magic.
And he must have been busy rereading his horrid books when Chisholm called him out for carrying out vendettas against Schilling, Nomar and Theo while simutaneously attacking notoriously "bad character" guys.
And the Curly Haired Boyfriend is probably collecting witty comments for his next "Picked Up Pieces" column every time we rip him a new one for his last "Picked Up Pieces" column.
Nice work by Chisholm. File this image away for the next time Shank rips Curt Schilling for "loving the sound of his own voice."
Get To Fenway Before The Red Sox Clinch The East & Begin Resting Their Starters
8.5 game lead. A dominant performance from DiceK. A solid win over the 
defending American League Champions. 12 of their next 18 games at Fenway. Six pivotal games against the Yankees.
Unless the Sox self-destruct against the Yankees and go 0-6 (which simply isn't going to happen), they could open June with a commanding lead in the division race. I realize that Yankees fans believe that the regular season doesn't start until sometime in the early fall but if the Sox enter June with this type of lead in the division and Curt Schilling, Josh Beckett, Tim Wakefield and DiceK aren't stricken with polio, the race is over.
So you might as well get to Fenway while the games still mean something.
Our friends at Tickets-For-Charity have plenty of tickets for the 12 games that may very well end the AL East before all those idiots are running for seats to watch the fireworks on the Esplanade. There really aren't any bad games- Tigers and Braves this week and then the Indians and Yankees from May 28th to June 3rd. Give them a call at 1-866-567-4576 to get tickets. They are a primary seller for the Sox which means they get access to the hardest to find tickets- State Street Pavilion, Monster, Right Field Roof Deck, and Infield and Outfield Grandstands. And if the ticket is priced at more than face value then the additional amount goes to charity.
Watch the Red Sox clinch and do some penance for that thing you did the other night. You know what you did, dirty boy.
A Fine Line Between An Athletic Massage and a Sexual Massage
AZCentral.com - SCOTTSDALE -There was soft music playing in the loft when the 17-year-old track athlete arrived at her coach's home after school. Tom Porras, 49, a former professional football player and substitute teacher and track coach at Saguaro High School, had asked the girl to come to his house to watch videos of other athletes doing the long jump.
He also asked if he could give her an "athletic massage."
But Porras' version of the "athletic massage" resulted in his indictment Friday on one count of public sexual indecency and one count of assault.
Porras told her to put on her two-piece bathing suit, and led her to a loft where he asked her to sit on an exercise ball.
He massaged her neck and shoulders then asked her to roll onto her stomach.
He fondled her buttocks beneath her bathing suit.
Porras kissed her neck, cheeks and buttocks, and told her that if she had questions about sex, he would answer them.
She declined.
The girl told police she "felt uncomfortable, but didn't know what to do."
She became alarmed when he ejaculated on her. He told her it was massage oil.
As she was leaving his house, her coach had one last piece of advice for her.
If she saw his son outside, she should tell him they were just "watching sports videos."
I’ve always said that there is a fine line between an athletic massage and a sexual massage. Now to this girl’s credit she wanted to give her coach the benefit of the doubt. I mean she put up with the soft music, ass fondling, kissing, talking about sex and wearing bikinis. But even she became alarmed when the coach started ejaculating on her. And who can blame her? Beating off on somebody is a dead give away every day of the week and twice on Sunday.
It's Meadow's Birthday
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Dear Jamie-Lynn,
Happy 26th. Gee, has it really been that long? I seems like only yesterday you were the impish little TV newcomer that gave "The Sopranos" a much needed dose of jailbait in its first season. We sat patiently through year one, trying not to lust after you until the time was right. In the second season, when you were old enough but your weight ballooned to the point that they tried to hide your extra mass like you were the fat chick from Wilson Phillips, we stood by you. And you rewarded us by turning the bingeing to purging and getting back into fighting shape by season three.
We've watched you grow from a snotty little diva to become the mature moral compass of a morally relavist family. Through your Ivy League years (a success), your ill-fated attempt at interracial dating (a failure), and your CD Here to Heaven (a disaster). OK, we never heard you sing, but you probably prefer we didn't. We loved you when The Sopranos was one of the great shows in TV history, and even when it became an embarassing shadow of its former self.
We still liked you when you got married, liked you even more when you got unmarried, and kept our fingers crossed when you started hanging with Hollywood's most self-destructive party sluts. But you've come through it all as a sultry, curvy knockout.
Happy birthday. Now do some nude scenes before it's too late.
Thanks,
The Barstool Guys.
Finally a candidate worth voting for
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way to show some balls chisholm, im with you on this. it is over, been over for a long time. and no, im not going to knock on wood like every sissy pink hat wearing red sox fan out there!