The list ranks the Top 10 Sports-Related South Park episodes and by sports-related, I count something as a sport if ESPN ever televised it. Which pretty much includes every quasisport in the history of mankind. Baseball, football, dodgeball, skiing, video games, body-building, spelling bees- they all make the cut. Hell, I even stretched the definition of "sport" to include "hockey."

It's a safe bet that you're about as fun as Spring Break in Darfur if you don't laugh your ass off at these episodes. And if you don't think the top two choices on this list are funny then you may be clinically dead and should consult a physician.

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10. Asspen- Stan gets challenged to a ski race and must win in order to save the youth center, get the girl, and free the trapped spirits of the Wakacha Vampire Indians.

9. Tweek vs. Craig- The boys take Shop class and try to set-up a fight between Tweek and Craig. Jimbo and Ned teach Tweek boxing and Cartman has Craig instructed in the art of Sumo.

8. Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride- Jimbo and Ned attempt to sabotage a football game against a rival elementary school. 

7. Make Love, Not Witchcraft- The boys dedicate their lives to defeating a mad gamer and saving the World of Warcraft.

6. Weight Gain 4000- Cartman tries to bulk up using "Weight Gain 4000".

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