LOWELL (FOX25, myfoxboston.com)  --  A Lowell substitute teacher is accused of making a list of students to have sex with. The accusation is that he kept a detailed journal of hundreds of students in the Lowell area, describing what he wanted to do with them -- sexually.

Dude, who hasn’t made a bang list before?   I bet 99% of office buildings in downtown Boston have bang lists circulating around the building.  I mean what else is there to do all day when you’re sitting in a cube besides talking about what co-workers you’d like to fuck the most.    The problem this guy had besides the fact it’s High School is that he wrote what he wants to do to each girl.    That’s just getting sloppy.   If it was just a list of names the teacher could always say it was a list of girls he thought needed help with math.   

As a side note, do you sneaky thing that girls who weren’t on the bang list were insulted?  I’m guessing yes.   Everybody wants to be told they’re desirable even if it’s from the creepy substitute teacher with the bang list.

- El Presidente