I feel like the father in Family Feud when everybody is yelling out answers and I go on my own, essentially flipping-off my entire family. Actually I used to do that at trivia every week, but this is different - we've been getting lots of good suggestions for "Great Cougar Anthems" but I'm going on my own here with Journey's "Lovin' Touchin' Squeezin'". Freakin cougars love this song. Why? Because A., it's Journey, but B., because cougars love feeling like they're "a part" of the song. The 12 straight minutes of "Nahh nah, nah nahh nah" was clearly written by Journey specifically so cougars could sing along, wave their hands, sky-punch, show their tits, etc. Whatever it takes to make them feel a part of the whole operation.

If you've been keeping score at home, you know that Eddie Money's "Shakin'" is currently in the lead as the "Greatest Cougar Anthem of All Time" with a 7.1. Not to sway the vote or anything, but I'm thinking this song has a legitimate shot of overtaking Mr. $.

Time to rate Journey's "Lovin' Touchin' Squeezin'".