Later this summer, me and two of my brothers are heading up to Alaska to visit our other brother. Needless to say this is going to be the most manly thing I've done since the time I caught that mouse in the broom closet. I expect the testerone level will be so high I'm going to make Bear Grylls look like Andy Dick.

Here's what I'm talking about. When you live around here, and a raccoon pawing through your garbage constitues wildlife, it's hard to wrap your brain around the idea of a frickin' bear eating a frickin' moose in your frickin' driveway. But it is pretty cool to see. If this ever happens to you, basic etiquette says you should leave the town Animal Control officer a nice tip for taking Bullwinkle away.

Michael Vick just bought the rights to the bear's next fight.