Random Thoughts – May 4th
Wake Up With Elsa Benitez (Tito Santana Request)
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I can neither confirm nor deny that Mexican supermodel Elsa Benitez will be at the Barstool Sports Cinco de Mayo Fiesta tomorrow night.
But if she ever wants to move beyond lowbrow publications like the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue and get on a real cover, she'll do the smart thing and get her ass to The Greatest Bar.
