So I finally played the Mass Lottery’s new NASCAR Keno game last night and I’m proud to report - it sucks.  

If you haven’t seen it, the way NASCAR Keno works is there’s 12 animated stock cars you can bet on which race around I think 2 laps.  You can bet win, place or show, exactas or trifectas.   The first game I played I tried to shoot the moon and hit the 900-1 trifecta with a 3-5-7 combo.  Cost $6.  Well halfway through the 2^nd lap – my freakin 3 car wiped out! (see above)  Nobody was hurt or anything but it still sucked seeing your cartoon Keno car crash. 

Obviously I lost that race, the next race I fired off a win-place-show on the 8 car and it came in last.  All in all, it was stupid.  You have to wait 10 minutes in between races too, which is even worse. Everybody knows 10 minutes in Keno time is like 10 HOURS in real life.

Anyway, I’m giving a rating of -15 Stoolies to NASCAR Keno.  It sucks.

Barstool recommends: Not playing Keno.