I have absolutely no doubt what El Presidente will do.

He'll coach chick's flag football in Florida.

Sports Illustrated did a short story on the growing sport this week and there's no question that El Prez is already debating whether to stick it out with Barstool Sports or follow his heart and coach chick's flag football.

If you don't know, Dave considers himself the single greatest coaching mind in the history of powder puff football. He never lost as the coach of the Swampscott High School powder puff squad- a sparkling 1-0 record- and he will happily explain to you how he molded a bunch of 17 year old girls into The Steel Curtain of Vaginas. Honestly, ask him about the playbook he drew up. He'll tell you to huddle up and take a knee.

It will be a tough choice for Dave. I mean, this Brianna Lauer chick that was featured in the SI article looks like a player. And if I were to come up with a list of up-and-coming hot female athletes, hypothetically of course, she would be right up near the top of the rankings. Because I'm not sure that she's 18 and girls don't become legally attractive until they're 18.