Metro.co.uk.com - In stunning news that will have wide ranging implications for many years to come, a man has been found who likes having sex with cars.  Mr Donald has also done the dirty with two boats and a jetski.

Mr Donald apparently says that his sexual fetish may have been triggered by formative childhood experiences watching Knight Rider.

Mr Donald, according to The Sun, also maintains a website on which he writes erotic fiction about car-diddling, and has posted a manual entitled 'How to Make Love to a Car or Other Vehicle.'

Advice from the manual includes '

The tailpipe isn't the only option! If it interests you get hold of a silicon sleeve from Clone Zone or some other tool to make life easier on your tool' and 'Roleplay involving the car is another spice. Needless to say solo roleplay requires vivid imagination and the ability to suspend rational thought.'

This is stunning! If you’re like me I know what you’re thinking.  This has to be fake right?  At least that’s what I thought right up until the part when Mr. Joshua, I mean Mr. Donald said that Knight Rider was the reason he rapes cars  now. I mean you got to give Mr. Donald his due. Kit was one sexy car.