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Random Thoughts – March 13th


Iron Sheik Wants to Break Brian Blair's Back and then F-ck Him in the Ass

Okay, here is my best transcript of this interview...

Dan Maloney: What was Wrestlemania 3 like?

Iron Sheik: "You ask me excellent excellent question Dan Maloney....It was a great feeling Dan Maloney. We wrestled that Jabroni, Brian Blair. Brian Blair you a fagot son of a bitch, no good low life, I want to let you know you are a punk, you are gay, you are a fag worse than Michael Jordan, I mean Michael Jackson. I put him in the camel clutch, break his fucking back, make him fucking humble and then fuck him in the ass, but I didn't do it because I respect my sport and the lord Jesus Christ. "

Man, tell us how you really feel Shiek. You know what the best part of this interview was though? The fact that the Iron Sheik still talks like he is being interviewed by Mean Gene. I love how he constantly calls the reporter by his full name when responding to a question.

"You ask me an excellent excelent question Dan Maloney. It was a great feeling Dan Maloney."

And what 80's wrestliing interview would be complete without at least one Jabroni thrown in there for good measure? It's wrestling interview 101.

Thanks to Bon for sending this clip

— elpresidente, 4:00 pm | permalink | 2 comments