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Random Thoughts – March 13th


Former American Idol Candidate Accused of Masterbating in front of another Dudette

Mario VazquezTMZ.com Former "American Idol" finalist Mario Vasquez is facing accusations that he tried to masturbate in front of a male employee in a bathroom on the set of the hit show in February 2005. Shortly thereafter, Vasquez mysteriously dropped out of "Idol," citing personal reasons.

In the lawsuit, Magdaleno Olmos claims "Vazquez stared lasciviously, smiled lasciviously ... and on one occasion followed him into a bathroom ... knocked on the door of the plaintiff's stall and made eye contact through the space in the stall door.” The lawsuit alleges that Vazquez "started to rub his genitals over his pants. Attempting to leave the bathroom, Olmos opened the door of the stall and saw Vazquez standing in front of him with his pants down masturbating."

According to the documents, Vazquez pushed Olmos "further into the stall and continued masturbating with one hand and trying to pull down Olmos' pants with another hand."

Olmos claims that he tried to "cover his body with his hands" but Vazquez touched his "chest and stomach underneath his shirt, and Olmos' "genitals" as Vazquez "attempted to unzip" Olmos' pants.

Vazquez then allegedly asked Olmos "if he wanted oral sex."


Ok, first question.  Who the hell is Mario Vasquez?   Are we even sure that this guy was on American Idol?   I wouldn’t recognize this dudette if he slapped me across the face.   Second of all, this guy Magdaleno Omos (the guy who got raped) must be the biggest whuss on the face of the planet.   He’s setting this whole “gays can be tough guys too” movement back light years.   I mean how do you get fondled by somebody who has their pants down and is in the middle of jacking off?   You just got to bowl his ass over or punch him in the face or something.   You don’t let the guy molest you with one hand!   That’s a disgrace.   I’m sorry, but you have no right to complain when you get raped by a one handed American Idol gay guy.  The “victim” had to be playing along.  Regardless, this story sucks.  Would somebody put some pictures of Kristin Kreuk on the website or something?   Where’s UB when you need him.

Thanks to Euphorix for the story.

— elpresidente, 10:00 am | permalink | 11 comments