Inside Track - In an NFL beauty contest, newly crowned Miss Massachusetts Despina Delios thinks Tom Brady[ stats] is “average.” Which leads us to wonder where the Lynn homegal is hanging out!

“Tom Brady is a good-looking gentleman, but average,” Desi told the Track. “Honestly, everybody goes around having crushes on celebrities, but I am not that kind of person. I guess I really haven’t looked at him to form an opinion.”

“I don’t think anything,” said the Miss USA wannabe. “I don’t know.”

Any thoughts on Tara Conner, who is spending 30 days of her Miss USA reign in rehab???

“If I won the title, I would never have to give (pageant poohbah Donald Trump) a reason to give me a second chance,” said Desi. “But I think Tara, by going to rehab, and (Donald) giving her a second chance, was a wonderful thing.”

Who picked this chick to represent MA?   She seems like a real wet blanket.   How can she say Tom Brady is average looking?   First of all, that’s a slap in the face to me and every other Pats fan in New England.  Secondly, what is she on drugs or something?   Tom Brady isn’t average at anything.   He’s fucking Gisele for god sakes.     And just as an FYI, Peyton Manning is a disgusting slob.   So get with the times would you?    Newsflash:  The Pats are playing the Colts in the AFC Championship on Sunday.   Get your head out of your ass and start representing MA the right way instead of sitting there and saying nothing.    I give Miss MA a negative 23 percent chance of getting out of the first round in the Miss USA competition next year.   She is as boring as boring can be.   Apparently she didn’t get the memo that the Miss USA competition is about chicks getting drunk, stripping and fucking.  There is no room for Ms. Vanilla from Lynn MA.

And to think I would have offered her a spot on our cover….