Here's that brain damaged Jets fan's take on the Patriots' dismantling of the J-E-T-S. In a nutshell, he thinks that Tom Brady is gay. Because Brady bangs supermodels and wins Super Bowls. Because nothing screams homosexuality like hooking up with her.

This Jets fan is downright creepy. If he doesn't have at least one unfortunate Brownie under his floorboards, I'd be shocked.