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Random Thoughts – January 9th


Things You Can Learn From College Girls: Part 1

butt

When serving ass at a party, taste to be sure it's well done...

bottle

Leverage is key when you don't have a bottle opener...

fce

With the right shirt, most guys won't even notice you're face...

distraction

When engaged in a staring contest, feel free to use what's around you to distract your opponent...

slp

Sleep disorders are nothing to laugh at...

target

Wal-Mart is open late...

flex

Presentation is key...

can

...and girls go to the bathroom in pairs for a reason. Tune in next time, when we explore the benefits of top and tail sleeping.

— unclebuck, 10:36 pm | permalink | 17 comments