Bryan James Hathaway, 20, of Superior faces a misdemeanor charge of sexual gratification with an animal. He is accused of having sex with a dead deer he saw beside Stinson Avenue on Oct. 11.

A motion filed last week by his attorney, public defender Fredric Anderson, argued that because the deer was dead, it was not considered an animal and the charge should be dismissed.

“The statute does not prohibit one from having sex with a carcass,” Anderson wrote.

What the f-ck? Aren't we just arguing semantics here? I mean if you're raping a dead deer then you should automatically be killed right? I mean this is an absolute no brainer in my mind. I actually don't know how our forefather's didn't put that clause in the Constitution.

"Raping dead deer will result in automatic death"

It should be in there. I'm not even joking. This guy has to be killed before it's too late. I can picture him getting in trouble with the law a few years down the road and the police looking at his record to see if there was anything that should have tipped them off. "Well he did rape that dead deer on the side of the road back in 2006." I mean c'mon. Anybody this crazy needs to be put down.

Thanks to Jeff for sending the link