NY Post - November 16, 2006 -- DEREK Jeter has a new babe. The Yankee shortstop went out in L.A. Tuesday night with his new squeeze, Jessica Biel . According to our spy, the couple were huddled in a corner of hot club Hyde, "laughing and giggling together." At one point, Jessica, voted Esquire's "sexiest woman alive" in 2005, went to the restroom and three girls quickly scurried over to chat with Jeter. But as soon as Biel returned, he put all his attention on her. The two left together. A Biel rep didn't return calls.

Newman!  

Honestly, kill me now.   Of all the women in all the world, Jeter had to pick Jessica Biel.  That sucks.  She’s my girl.  Everybody knows this.   Ever since our eyes locked for 3 seconds a couple years ago at Joshua Tree in Somerville she’s been an El Presidente favorite.   I still maintain that she is the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen live.  Therefore, it cuts me deep to hear that she may be dating Derek Jeter.   I need Tom Brady to step in and put an end to this pronto.   Jeter’s not even that good looking.  What’s he got that I don’t?Listen Jeter, do me a favor and win a world championship this century before you start dating the likes of Jessica Biel.  You’re way out of your league buddy.  Stick to Mariah Carey.