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Lawyer argues sex with dead deer not crime (Real Headline)
Bryan James Hathaway, 20, of Superior faces a misdemeanor charge of sexual gratification with an animal. He is accused of having sex with a dead deer he saw beside Stinson Avenue on Oct. 11.
A motion filed last week by his attorney, public defender Fredric Anderson, argued that because the deer was dead, it was not considered an animal and the charge should be dismissed.
“The statute does not prohibit one from having sex with a carcass,” Anderson wrote.
What the f-ck? Aren't we just arguing semantics here? I mean if you're raping a dead deer then you should automatically be killed right? I mean this is an absolute no brainer in my mind. I actually don't know how our forefather's didn't put that clause in the Constitution.
"Raping dead deer will result in automatic death"
It should be in there. I'm not even joking. This guy has to be killed before it's too late. I can picture him getting in trouble with the law a few years down the road and the police looking at his record to see if there was anything that should have tipped them off. "Well he did rape that dead deer on the side of the road back in 2006." I mean c'mon. Anybody this crazy needs to be put down.
Thanks to Jeff for sending the link
UCLA Kid Gets His Ass Tasered At Library
MSNBC - - A cell phone captured video of a 23-year-old student being administered multiple Taser shocks by UCLA police on Tuesday. The UCLA student was hit with the Taser shocks multiple times while he was in the Powell Library Computer Lab. According to the paper, Tabatabainejad did not show ID to community service officers who were conducting a random check. UCLA police said Tabatabainejad was released by police after he was cited for obstruction/delay of a peace officer in the performance of duty. Police said they thought Tabatabainejad was not harmed in the incident."If he was able to walk out of here, I think he was OK," the sergeant said.
Well I guess the moral of the story here is that you need to bring your student ID to the UCLA Library to get in. And the 2nd lesson is that when you get tasered by community service officers (do they get paid?) and they tell you to stand up, you should try and get up so you don't get tasered again. Although I am a bit confused how the kid was supposed to get up when he kept getting tasered? Doesn't tasering knock you down? It seems counterproductive to taser somebody while you're yelling at them to stand up. But like the Police Sergeant said, "if he was able to walk out of here, he was ok"
Hey, wait a minute, he didn't walk out of the library at all. He got dragged out and was tasered throughout the process.
As a side note, I wish I could taser our writers when they didn't blog enough for my liking. "Write a blog Manzo or I'll taser you"
Phuck that guy, he got what he deserved. He should have left when they asked him to leave or simply stood up any one of the 1,572 times they told him to stand up.
majoirty of cops are criminals end of story.
so what ... old news.
I think the quality and length of that video was waaay to good for a college kids cell phone. I think its all a set up. I call bullshit.
How dare you mention Manzo's name plus lack of blogging, and after two straight posts of air guitaring? For shame. You're just as good as the UCLA rent-a-cops for that.
Surprised at what Kev? That a brown man was tasered, or that a brown man was being difficult in the face of authority?
"brown man" hahaha
I agree Mike, when I stumbled upon that on YouTube, it seemed odd it wasn't grainy and 30 sec. long. That must've have been a cell the size of Zack Morris's phone to have enough memory to hold 6 minutes worth of good quality pixels.
poor bastard...his name does kinda rhyme with jihad though.
I love when he started bithcing about the Patriot Act. He's lucky I wasn't one of those UCLA security guards. While my partner was tasering the snot out of him I would have photocopied the Patriot Act and shoved it up his a$$.
Yeah fuck that kid, I'm glad he got tasered. Lets strap him to a bomb and send him back to that shit hole Middle East where he came from.
i love it! give it to him and his buddies again!
Renta-cops rule!! gotta hand it to those under-appreciated polyster princes who completed a 1/2 hour class and now get to taser unruly jihadists!!
God forbid what would have happened if he'd made nasty comments about John Wooden.
You know what really grinds my gears? These same kids bitching about unjust use of force will be the first ones pointing fingers when some - haha - "brown man" comes in the with 50lbs. of dyn-O-mite strapped to his chest. They'll say that the cops didn't do enough.
Then again, L.A. is the poofta capital of the world.
I hate cops. Seriously- They are the worst. They do nothing.
I wonder if those cops will win the, and I shit you not, UCLA "Taser Award".
Buckle - the term 'Ham 'n' Egger' was invented for the likes of you.
I hate cops anyway, but jesus this is some of the worst abuse of police power I have seen in a long while. If you are some of those students standing there how do you not jump in and fight off those cops? F*cking pigs. If those cops do not get chraged with some sort of abuse, I hope that kid sues their asses off. I suppose we should get used to this horsesh*t with all the fear-mongering and revoking of civil liberties being done by our wonderful government.
Woah, that dude's name is IkariWarrior. That game f*cking ruled! especially when you did the invincible code...
I'm curious as to why they do "random security checks" in the library to begin with...
Are some people really trying to defend these rent-a-cop's actions? I'm assuming those comments were an attempt at humor, b/c that video is disgusting. I'm all for beating the piss out of terrorists, but people shouldn't be tasered for being in a library w/o an ID card.
And people certainly shouldn't be told to "stand up or I'll taser you again." The whole fucking point of a taser is to put you down. Unless you're Jack Bauer you can't be expected to get tasered, and then 5 seconds later stand up and walk out.
We obviously don't know the whole story, and perhaps there is a slight chance that the initial taser may have been somewhat justified, but after that all those douche bag rent-a-cops had to do was pick the friggin kid up and carry him out. You don't keep tasering someone and expect them to jump up and dart out of the library.
Love the comment by the hick looking cop at the very end... Back off or I'll taser you too!
I'm suprised that didn't incite a riot. I was ready to jump in watching it on video. If this were a pee wee football game there would have been bloodshed
I agree there is no reason for random security checks at a college library. There are other security measures they can take other than Rent-a-douches walking around with tasers. If they're worried about a "brown man" looking up bomb making on the internet, they are certainly able to restrict those types of sites. That was ridiculous. Without hearing any back story, that looks like an absolute abuse of power.
Clearly, both parties are in the wrong. You can't berate a guy to "stand up" after you've electrocuted him. That simply defies reality. These officers clearly suffer from some sort of Napoleon complex. How does one become a law enforcement officer in Los Angeles and conduct themselves in that manner 14 years after Rodney King? What the hell goes on at the UCLA police academy where officers believe that it's acceptable procedure to taser somebody repeatedly?
That said, without seeing footage of the initial confrontation between the student and the officers, I have to wonder what the student said or did where it came to this. The officers initally used force for a reason. If the student didn't leave right away, then's he's at fault as well. When a cop tells you to do something, you do it. It's not just him, either. Respect is a dying virtue in our society.
Wonder if your tasered that many times if you lose bowel control?
I hate cops again. They are the worst. 8 years ago when i was asoph in college I walked in my dorm, wrecked- well soemone pulled the fire alarm and the entire dorm was downstairs with cops when i walked in. anyway- the cop comes up to me and asked where I was a half an hour ago? I'm say "i was chugging vodka at a house party a half hour ago" he grabs my arm, I sucker punch him as hard as I could, the other cop runs at me I get him in a vicious headlock. once they got me down and handcuffed, they put me in the back of the car and emptied an entire can of mase, mind you AFTER I was handcuffed. Anyway- I got off with a warning from the judge in court cause of letter written by the hall director who saw the entire thing. fck cops- that was the best feeling of my life hitting that guy.
Yeah d00d, after sucker punching one cop and putting another in a headlock they should've totally just let you go on your way.
Wait, you drank while underage, was dumb enough to tell a cop about it, and then assaulted him? You got exactly what you deserved. If you're going to commit crimes, it's generally wise to keep quiet about it.
They shouldnt of accused the drunk guy in the first place. They were young cops, in a college town. Not saying I didnt get what I deserved I just hate cops thats all. I didnt understand it was a felony to come home drunk to your dorm in college Vtex you stiff. I could care less about cops, go work 100 hours a week, never see your family, get divorced and be a raging alcoholic- it must feel good pulling people over and giving them a $40 ticket.
I said I got what i desevered. Im not complaining i got off easy- i can still hate cops.
I agree with some of what vtexposfan said...but when a cop tells you to do something, you do it just b/c he's a cop? F*ck that. Most cops are crooked to begin with, why should I do what he says? That little plastic badge doesn't mean he can boss people around and abuse them. He is not above ANYONE. He is just a person like anyone else. Why does that kid have to leave HIS library? The library he blows thousands of dollars of tuition to maintain? Why is he subjected to a random ID check?Oh, and from what I gleaned from the video and comments, they weren't even real cops. They were campus security. Pshhhh, f*ck off, rent-a-cop.
Lisa: "If you're the police, who's going to police the police?"
Homer: "I don't know, Coast Guard?"
Boston Hero - I hear ya. Some cops will sort of have an idea that a kid has been drinking, but if the kid is not actively doing it and not making trouble, they'll let it go. Why start a commotion? But alot of cops will screw with you. We've prolly all experienced that, although not the whole punching the cop thing. That is awesome...but while I'd like to say I would sack up and punch the cop like you did, I don't think I could balance that off against the inevitable ride in the wagon after I did so.
This shit is scary cause it's straight out of nazi germany. It looks like the SS doing random checks looking for "juden". I may be wrong but I don't see al queda in the ucla library. Prosecute those mall cop nazi bastards!
One more thing.
I know state cops, boston cops, etc. All of them cheat. they work 1 hr details and get paid 8 hours casue they buy nstar guys a 30pack so they sign off on there slip, they drive around BOMBED cause they can, endangering peoples lives, they show up to work park and sleep yes I know for a fact, they go to the gym, go home, basicly dont work half the time, fake injuries sick time, abuse there power. All cops I know are good guys and im freinds with them, but after hearing there stories, I realley have less respect for them, ontop of what you hear in the papers. Its gross. Im sure there are some honest cops out there, but when i get pulled over etc. I feel enraged this scumbag is telling me what to do. seriosuly makes me sick.
I shouldnt of hit the cop, but I was 19 almost in a blackout- I got what I deserved witht he mase and all and never complained or filed a complaint, my father told me I deserved it and they should of hit me back. Just makes a good story.
my buddy was a Nashua NH cop.... he told me they exagerrate or lie on EVERY case they get to win the case. EVERY CASE. He quit after 6 yrs of it because he was appalled. He is 6'5'' and weighs about 250lbs and used to get yelled at for not muscling people enough.... they used to work out 1/2 thier shifts and they would all cover up for each other.... they would laugh about how they were messing with the public and there was nothing we could do about it....
How tall is the person taking this f*cking video? 5 foot nothing.. Worst camera angle ever!
I do think that that kind of shit is more prevalent with small-town, rural, suburban, campus, etc. cops than with city cops. A BPD or NYPD cop has murders and robberies to worry about, he probably isn't going to waste his time harassing a bunch of kids for underage drinking beyond telling them to get out of here. It's the cops on smaller forces who don't have any real crimes to worry about who are a lot more likely to be dicks.
i think the biggest point being lost on everyone is that if you are a student you have the priveledge of using the library at the school. you pay for the upkeep of that library at that school. im assuming this kid is going to get a nice chunk of change from the school for this one.
swiping a card is a process put in place by some loser administrative department to create a workstudy job. having your card isnt a requirement to use a library. being a student of the university is a requirement.
and i am guessing the video is using a psp not a phone.
Cubeboy is so right freakin Nashua NH cops f*cking suck! Pulled over one night, now i am 25 driving a brand new M3 with tinted windows in a not so good neighborhood. Guy pulls me over and asks me if i know why i am getting pulled over... And i am like DICK DUH!!!!!start accusing me of dealing drugs.... He keeps on wanting to go through my car told him "thats a big negative BUD", not letting a pig in my car! So he makes me wait while he gets himself a warrant to go through my car. 30 minutes later, after founding absolutly nothing in the car, he gives me a ticket. Went to court and won (HAHA Fher hope you read this). Always fight your tickets and go to court, most cops are morons but judges know their sh*t. F the police... especially NASHUA COPS!
And that video is disgusting if I were in college i would be rioting right then and there, so what if he is brown, didnt white people blow up a federal building?? Shit i rioted for less... UNH boston vs yankee.... red sox loose, frenchy goes out on the street and riots, then frenchy get paper sprayed in the FACE, OUCHY but makes a good story, tehehe!!!!! Hope those rent a cops get beat up and not have a J O B anymore!
To All you stoolies... see you guys on the flip side.
I hinted at that, mark. You hit the nail on the head.
And why didn't the cops just ask his name and have the assclown sitting at the desk look him up on the computer to make sure he was a student? Then tell him, hey next time bring your ID. Problem solved, no one gets tasered, no one gets caught on camera abusing their power...oh but I forgot. Those cops are f*cking tough guy heroes.
"Vhere are you papers?...Zees are not your papers! Seize him!"
I think it's awesome cops tasered that kid. The way I see it, cops should be afforded a large amount of lattitude, especially when it comes to security checks. This kid obviously did quite a bit to provoke such an attack.
He definately didn't get tasered after exchanging kind pleasantries on why he forgot his ID...you know he gave secuity plenty of lip. I have no problem with this.
Plus, I think I saw a towel around that kids head.
frenchy, i think your post begs the larger question of why you had a brand new m3 when you were 25. and why were you driving it through a shady neighborhood? you either must deal drugs and the cop was right for pulling you over or you have found some other shady way to make enough money to purchase a new m3. either that or your parents bought it for you in which case you're just a fucking fag.
if you go to school at UCLA and some faggit tells you "sorry you cant do your homework today because i've decided your book bag full of coursework is just a front and you want to sit here and read espn.com." then i'd say telling that person to shut the fuck up and i'm going to go use a computer now since i pay 45k a year to go here is more than acceptable.
10 fold if the prick tries to forceably keep you out of the library.
but i mean if this kid had his wang out and was flopping it on the desk of UCLA chicks or something equally as strange then if he wont leave taser away.
Dear Don,
Because a 25 year old is driving a brand new M3 he has to be a drug dealer... Or, that 25 year old has a college education and has a real good job. That 25 year old also happens to have his own company (I am pretty proud of that) and I have to drive through a crappy area to get to the highway. So while you are going home to your overweight girlfriend, or fat wife; i am overachieving my dreams to become somebody in this place we call earth. IT's called the AMERICAN DREAM! You probably just some underachieving assh*le who flips burgers at Mikky Ds. Either that, or you are one of the Nashua's finest (still underachiever, BTW)!
Oh and i make my $800 car payment a month not mom and dad cause then i would have to agree with you, i would be a fag!
Sincerely,
Up Yours!
hahaaaaaaaa! something tells me you probably live with mom and dad, own your own landscaping business (in the summer) and plow driveways (in the winter), and way overleverage yourself so that 95% of your paycheck goes to that car payment. good for you. i bet you pull mad chicks with that car, but it's gotta suck bringing 'em back to your parents' house. total mood killer right there.
good job buying the brand new 6 cylinder right before the 8 comes out. way to think that one through. get at me though when you want to sell it for pennies on the dollar.
I bet he's runs a gay escort business. the name 'Frenchy' does sound an awful lot like a fag. I'm just saying.
Frenchy...ha...my highschool yearbook lists Frenchy and Woodpile as my nicknames...yet I am neither French nor a woodpile, I am Irish...although some would say being Irish is worse than being French or a woodpile...
gay escort business, haha. frenchy, all i'm saying is that it's a little suspect to come on here and casually drop that you got pulled over in a "brand new m3". i have friends that are making a ton of money, probably more than you, and even they aren't rocking m3's. unless you're from the jersey shore or saugus/lynn/revere, there's better cars out there for that kind of $$.
Don,
If you think i can afford a M3, why dont you think i can afford a nice pad??? My priorities is nice place then nice car... Sh*t, gotta have the nice place to bring the ladies to as you said! Don't have the huge pad place like i would like to but i keep the hot chicks entertained and my friend. You end up being the place everyone hangs out when you own a 61 inch HDTV. and if i owned a cutting grass company and plow company i am sure i would be driving a truck and not an M3 (thats just logical to me, once again proving your stupidity (Underachiever!).
MichiganMan, if i were a gay escort service, you probably be my best customer but thats cool aint mad at you or anyone... As Don, you can hate cause you are not using the opportunities that this country has. NO PROBLEM, I understand.
Napoleon, my roomate is Irish and i keep on trying to keep up with his drinking, holly crap you guys can drink!!!!!!(and i havent yet.. what is the trick!).
keep on bringing the hate, i am ready for it!!!!
- SOLID
oh i was just "dropping" to show people that i met the profile...... added a little spice to the story and obviously it worked since you spend more than an hour on this page.... JOB ACCOMPLISHED
Oh and I do agree with you there is better car for that even less that money, Subary STI or mitsu evo... my car is only .1 seconds faster... but a BMW is awesome and thats what i wanted and it barely looses its value... in case you cant tell i graduated in Finance and Economics... Anywho gotta go to work i am sure i will have all kind of answers by tomorrow and i will be glad to answer them untill then,
BE SAFE!
I just posted more than CHIZOLM (<-- not too sure about the spelling) my english is not as good as him but i hope that i was as entertaining!
Allons enfants de la patrie!
Is Frenchy Solid Gold Dancers? Why did he sign off -SOLID
wow. i just watched this. same thing happens at trivia when you try and use your cell phone.
I don't know who is right or wrong here but I can tell you one thing - cops must LOVE the invention of tasers! They don't kill you or leave marks like beating someone senseless with your nightstick. I can only imagine, "move your vehicle", "ohh, your not moving fast enough for me"....zzaaaappp!
if that shit happened to me i'd hunt those rent a pigs down one by one
that was the most disturbing video i've ever seen...almost like nazi germany....i'd get even.....payback is the ultimate bitch
hope he sues and gets millions
You pay to go to school so you have 24hr access to all the buildings? Where the phuck did you nerds go to school. Listen the school has a policy you need an ID to go to the library. This pissant spoiled brat forgot his phucking ID. When the guards ask you to show ID or leave you have 2 options 1) Suck it up and walk your lazy ass back to your room and get your ID or 2)Mouth off like a little bitch, cause a comotion, scream about the Patriot Act and stage your own little "Sit in" while two guys are trying to do their job. Phuck this kid. I hope they kick him out of school and keep his tuition.
frenchy, please don't lecture me in finance. it's what i do for a living and i could probably teach you a thing or two about it. for example, while i could probably afford an m3, i like to build equity in appreciating assets, like real estate. i hope to god you leased that fucker. and enough with your car talk, i think it's having the desired effect of making you feel cool.
and for the record i'd take an S4 over that any day of the week.
The recording was staged? The only reason the kid pulled out a recording device was because there were incidents in the last week of blatant police brutality caught on camera in LA. One was some dude who got hit in the face multiple times after being subdued, following a foot chase. The second was a guy who was handcuffed in the back of a cruiser and got sprayed with pepper spray.
I'm almost as pissed at the bystanders as I am the actual cops themselves. If you see a couple of cops assaulting someone without just cause, how is that any better than seeing someone get assaulted by a civilian and doing nothing?
"I want your badge number"? Fucking pussies.
"If you ever see me getting beaten up by the police, put the video camera down and HELP ME!" - Bobcat Goldthwait.
The Rodney King cops had more justification for the shit they pulled.
Don....you rule. That's what I drive.
But I would kill someone to drive an S6. Beyond that I would want an Aston or a Bentley....ya know...just to keep a low profile.
Anyone notice that Frenchy casually dropped in that he "had to go to work" at 6:30pm? Who "goes to work" at 6:30pm other than cops, fireman, bartenders, and gay escorts...
MK...don't get too excited with DJ, he doesn't drive an S4....he "would take one". DJ is still crusing around the ball fields of MarshVegas in his 4 cl. Saab listening to the Boss sing, "Glory Days"
GOOD MORNING,
As expected the hate came!!!!! I agree the S4 is a very nice car (that is .4 seconds faster than the M3 on the quarter mile) and i never bragged that my car was the best out there. I love all type of cars and the S4 is sick!! Why didnt i wait for the 400HP M3? (suppose to be the S4 eater... we will see?) because the 08 car pics that i have seen showed a car that wasnt aggressive looking like the current M3... kinda looks wimpy to me :(. The new 335i on the other hand is an awesome car, NO DOUBT.
DJ, you are in finance and i agree with the equity (still 25 wanna have some fun, the house is coming though) but when you spent 4 years in college and studying 3 years for a CFP, I needed to get myself a present! Self gratification mainly!
Michigan, you are right bartenders do go to work at 630PM. As much of an education i have, its hard to pass 350 dollar night being a bartender. LOVE the night life!!! LOVE IT, especially the HOT WOMAN!
anywho, have a great day stoolies!!!
You are right on Michigan! What's an even bigger point that is missed here? How about the fact that this dude just randomly started bragging to all of us about rollin' in an M3 and having a 61" HDTV!?
What I'm getting at is this guy obviously has a babydick.
"A small dick's like a disability, man!"
heights, you are such a fucking cockmaster. it amuses me that every time i post, you choose to personally attack me instead of writing anything constructive or adding any value to the conversation.
i'm cool with my saab, it gets 30 mpg and is plenty quick. why you have issues with that i have no idea.
Why? Cuz mommy's boy, you attack Frenchy for driving a car you assume he can't afford, Why? Cuz every time you post it's some fucking "Don Jeans this is My Life Story", from your fat ass at the end of the bench of your Babe Ruth team, to the car you drive, to the job you have, to your thoughts on attaining financial freedom. You're like a message board DJ Infomercial....
you're right heights. i don't know why i was trying to fool you. i am fat. huge actually. i live with my parents in marshfield. in fact, just last night, i rolled on over to my little league field with a bottle of jack and my ipod and listened to glory days on repeat. my life sucks.
WOW, all this about a story to say that NASHUA cops suck! holly crap! Heights thats just freaking hilarious, keep them coming!!!
Ikari, once again just dropped the M3 to add a little spice to my story.. wouldnt have been the same if i would have dropped a "saab" for example. And when i got some phuckface attacking me because i am proud of what i have achieved, i am going to drop the Home Theater to rub it in his face. Don't be so negative, if you were my friends you would be the first one at my house watching the football game. As for my penis sized (why is that your first thought anyways? like the guy on guy action???) your ex-girlfriend loved it, so does your current girlfriend, so will your wife....
Once again don't hate because i am proud to have achieved my goals... And IKARI who the hell is you anyways?
frenchy, you certainly didn't get your degree in English because your grammar sucks. I'd be surprised if it was your second language.
btw, if you are 25 and have achieved your goals, you may want to rethink and shoot a little higher.
frenchy, i wouldn't try to become friends with heights, he's depressed and has a lot of problems.
"i am going to drop the Home Theater to rub it in his face"???? hahaha. sorry that shit is just funny to me. so you saying you have a 61-inch TV is your way of really adding insult to injury? like if the m3 didn't really hurt, the 61-inch tv would be the knockout punch? keep these coming please both of you. this is some rich shit right here.
j-lo, he already has the m3 and the 61-inch tv. what more could he possibly want in life?
I'd be more impressed if he had the 61" tv IN the m3.
First off, fuck the little prick. I'm glad has got the taser. And as for not being able to get up, you can't for a few seconds, but it's not a lasting thing. Rules are rules. All you little cunt rags pissing and moaning about the cops, what happens when you need them? You cry like a little bitch. These guys have to put up with assholes all day.
It's too bad Boston Hero wasn't shot. You sucker punch a cop and get one in a headlock, gee no wonder cops are a little trigger happy, they have to deal with people like you all the time.
After they tasered him they should have cuffed him and dragged him out by his feet.
As for the cop that punched someone in the face after a foot chase.... good, you don't run from the cops.
"Once again don't hate because i am proud to have achieved my goals... And IKARI who the hell is you anyways?"
dude, doesn't matter if you have a big tv or a M3, you still sound like a fucken idiot. You sound like a guy who would rip your shirt off if techno came on.
J-lo, you are right English is my second language! I did say that my english sucked earlier... probably why i like number so much... a 1 is a 1 is a 1. And i am overachieving my goals... Dont you know that to achieve your big goals in life you have to set little goals and attack each one one at a time (Shat, I am the one that sounds like an infomercial now, tehehe!).
Don, I agree this is funny stuff right there, absolutly LOVE IT!
FREEDOM OF SPEECH!! Nothing like it!
I don't think you overachieve your goals, dipshit. You reach your goals...
You sound dumber than Borat... I like number so much.
Also, if you are such a successful business owner, I really doubt that you'd need to bartend, or have the time. Unless you are trying to sell that you own the bar... Which I doubt, because no town would give another liquor license to a towelhead.
If I get job will I get room with light?
Yes
Success.....
Negative on the bar... would be nice though... what easier way to make money and meet chicks... I am telling you bartending is awesome :) and i mean awesome.
Fun fact... Borat is the French guy in Tallageda Nights... say you love crepes!
J-lo do i pic up some mexican in you? or just the big ass! junk in the trunk!! hehe
Not buying the "successful business owner bit" then if you are tending.... No need to, even if it is "fun".
Owning your own business is time consuming.
I'm w/ J-lo on this one, there's no reason to bartend at night if you own a successfull business. If you own a successful business, and want to bartend to meet chicks, then buy a fucking bar. It's also interesting that FrenchFry fills his stories w/ specific details, yet he won't reveal what his business is/does...
Owning your business is very time consuming, I totally agree. Hence the bartending on friday and saturday night to meet people since i barely get to do anything!
If i wasn't getting jumped on by some of you guys then I would tell you what my business is. Don't really need all of you guys bad mouthing my business.
Chances are if you leave in the North Andover Area, and you have a Certified Financial Planner then you might be dealing with me :).
If I were to buy a bar it would be in a state where hospitality industry is very high such as Florida, Vegas, or California not Massachussets and especially not New Hampshire!
Anyways guys, I am off! will answer all the hate on monday when i am back at the office... till then TOODLEY DOO and have a GREAT and SAFE weekend!
A 25 y/o financial planner?? Sorry dude, that doesn't really scream $$$$. And yes, that can be time consuming, because you really need to be around in the PM to make your cold calls and apptmts, but I highly doubt that people will be meeting with you at 9pm, so your theory of not being able to go out and meet people doesn't really fly.
Keep trying though.
My guess, studio apartment, Ramen noodles five nights a week, 61 inch tv, $800/ mo car pymt...
Sorry man, if my CFP had a car pymt that was $800/mo, I wouldn't really respect their budgeting expertise.
if my CFP ever said "Toodley Doo", I wouldn't respect anything about them....ever. And I would think they were a little light in the loafers.
I also question why you have an $800/mo car payment - either your credit is shit, or you didn't have any money to put down.
Jesus, Frenchy is taking it from all sides here. WTF, mates? Why are we all dogpiling on Frenchy?
I mean it's not like he tasered us for no reason or anything.
He might be a little eccentric, but man alive...if "he is making the sexy time" with women, good for him.
Nappy,
Would you enter a conversation by saying "I am 25 years old and drive a brand new M3, have a 61 inch tv, and make an $800/month car payment, own my own business and have reached all the goals in my life but I still like to bartend because $350 a night is great, so is meeting people."????
Didn't think so.
J. Lo - Maybe that's how Frenchy introduced himself to the cops when they pulled him over.
Do you know why I stopped you?
Oh yes, officer. I was going VERY way too fast. Zis will not be a problem, yes? I cannot afford a speeding ticket with my car payment of 800/month. You see I am speeding to get back to my 61" inch TV and close up the business I own before I pocket $350 bartending at The Regal Beagle and making the sex.
(Tasered)
Je suis desole, Frenchy.
HIGH FIVE!
we make success!!
Its cool man, still didnt introduce me like that.. just gave a story and got attacked by DJ! Every body else just jumped in, aint goin to loose any sleep over it tonight in the M3 with the 61 inch TV attached to the roof. tehehe! Maybe my business as a gay escort will show up to keep me company. oh well not too worried about it... As i see it, we all probably will never encounter one another!
Nd no need to apologize, that sh*t was funny.
Hey do you guys have any money i could borrow... mom wants rent!
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All Hail This Guy....
.....as the greatest air-guitar player of all time. Simply brilliant. He even gets a random "rock on" hand salute from a paying customer, so you know he's the real deal...
Air Guitar T-Shirt Unveiled
Some wacky Australian scientist has just “invented” the air guitar t-shirt. According to this NECN video which you have to watch, the high-tech t-shirt has sensors built-in that translate the air-strumming into actual music. I know what you're saying - "if they had this when I was in college I would've gotten way more chicks." Probably.
But this guy is too lazy to learn the real guitar, that’s what this is really about, and an air drums t-shirt would be too expensive. So I completely respect him on that level. As far as his playing ability, hey buddy, talk to me when you can nail the last solo in “Sweet Child O’ Mine”, the toughest air guitar song of all time, drunk, and to perfection.
Freaking Jeter
NY Post - November 16, 2006 -- DEREK Jeter has a new babe. The Yankee shortstop went out in L.A. Tuesday night with his new squeeze, Jessica Biel . According to our spy, the couple were huddled in a corner of hot club Hyde, "laughing and giggling together." At one point, Jessica, voted Esquire's "sexiest woman alive" in 2005, went to the restroom and three girls quickly scurried over to chat with Jeter. But as soon as Biel returned, he put all his attention on her. The two left together. A Biel rep didn't return calls.
Newman!
Honestly, kill me now. Of all the women in all the world, Jeter had to pick Jessica Biel. That sucks. She’s my girl. Everybody knows this. Ever since our eyes locked for 3 seconds a couple years ago at Joshua Tree in Somerville she’s been an El Presidente favorite. I still maintain that she is the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen live. Therefore, it cuts me deep to hear that she may be dating Derek Jeter. I need Tom Brady to step in and put an end to this pronto. Jeter’s not even that good looking. What’s he got that I don’t?Listen Jeter, do me a favor and win a world championship this century before you start dating the likes of Jessica Biel. You’re way out of your league buddy. Stick to Mariah Carey.
Is it legal to slap a chick on the ass to congraulate her?
Emitt Smith won Dancing with the Stars last night beating out Slater from Saved By the Bell. And in case you missed it, after Emmitt danced his final Samba with his partner he gave her a nice slap on the ass as if to say nice job. I searched high and low for this footage, but couldn’t find it anywhere. You’re just going to have to trust me that it happened. Anyway, this begs the question is it okay to slap a chick’s ass in a competitive situation to congratulate her for a job well done? For example, Allana who was featured in our 25 Sexiest Bartender Magazine is on our trivia team at Game On. If she gets an answer correct can we give her a quick slap on the ass to congratulate her? Or when I hire Barstool Girls for various events and they do a good job can I slap them on the ass? What about at our photo shoots? If a girl takes a great picture can I slap her on the ass? What about female sales people? If they close a big deal can the boss give them a slap on the ass? Hmm, lots to think about with this one. Personally I think as long as you give an open handed slap it’s legal. Any grabbing or lingering hand motion would have to be qualified as sexual harassment.
The Return of Fuck Face?
This is another one of those "You make the calls!" New York Jet running back and key fantasy waiver wire pickup, Leon Washington, has a new Bowman trading card that's causing quite a controversy ala the Billy Ripken "fuck face" card back in 1989. As you can see, it appears Leon's flipping the bird to all of America in the photo, but he's actually not. Washington claims he's making an "E" sign to represent the East siiide of Jacksonville - obviously a hot bed of southern Jet fans.
"All it is is that I'm from the East side of Jacksonville - that's my community," Washington told The Associated Press. "It looks funny, but maybe I should've taken the picture a different way. That's all it really is - nothing more than that." Hmmm, I still don't know.
The card sold for around $12 on eBay a few days ago, but is now averaging around $80 and selling for as high as $99.99. If Don West was still around, he and Kenny would be up all night successfully convincing you that "This is the greatest purchase you'll ever make in the history of your entire life, PERIOD, BAR NONE, END OF STORY."
And speaking of Don, here he is "SWIMMING IN CARDS" from back in the day. You kind of have to watch.
Barstool Sports - "From Southie to China and Back"
Boston.com is reporting that Chinese Internet surfers once again have unfettered access to Wikipedia, the popular free online encyclopedia. The Chinese government has quietly dismantled its digital barriers against the service, according to Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales.
This is huge news at the offices of Barstool Sports right now. We can only assume that if the Chinese can now access Wikipedia, they can also finally access Barstool Sports as well. I’ve been trying to take this company global since day 1 and this should serve as a major breakthrough after some tough early setbacks. First we had that fraud Binlondon on the message board who claimed to be from London when in fact he was from Medford and of course we had the Chinese Government blacklisting us from their citizens. (I’m guessing about that part) Luckily things have changed. Don’t be surprised if we hire somebody just to blog all day long about Yao Ming. I mean let’s not kid ourselves; China is a huge untapped market for hat sales. I may need to change the slogan of Barstool Sports from “By the Common Man For the Common Man to “From Southie to China and Back”
P.S. – Here is our Wikipedia definition;
Barstool Sportsis a free biweekly newspaper in Boston. Launched in August 2003 as a four-page gambling rag, it has grown to be one of the better-known sources of "alternative" sports humor and coverage in the city. It is perhaps best known for its scantily clad cover models, in the style of Maxim (magazine) and similar men's magazines. The writing and style of humor, as the writers themselves admit, is heavily influenced by national sports writer Bill Simmons, and the paper has a love-hate relationship with Simmons himself.
"The Stool" attracted some publicity and controversy in September 2005, when it made public an expletive-filled voicemail from local sports radio personality John Dennis directed towards his competitor Ryen Rusillo. The publication of a glossy "Boston's 25 Sexiest Bartenders and Waitresses" issue in November further increased Barstool's local profile.
Stallone Plays a Boxer in This One
Rocky VI??? This could quite possibly be the dumbest idea Hollywood has greenlighted since...Rocky V. Everything about this is preposterous. The idea that Rocky comes out of retirement because of a computer simulation in which he defeats the current champ. The idea that the champ would ever agree to it. The fact that Stallone is 60 frickin' years old.
Still, it does have the music. And the training sequences are cool, I especially like the line "Blunt. Force. Trauma." And he champs name is Mason "The Line" Dixon...neat. Stallone looks pretty damned good. Hell, Pauley looks good. "What's that from, the 80's?" "That's probably the 70's." Awesome.
OK, I'll be there opening night.
Hot Hollywood Lebsian Action!!!
Kristanna Loken has given her biggest hint yet that she is dating Lost actress Michelle Rodriguez.
The Terminator 3 star was recently interviewed by gay publication The Advocate, where she was asked about stories linking her to her sexy Bloodrayne co-star.
When asked about the rumors that the two hooked up during the shoot, Loken laughed before responding, “There is the $64,000 question. Um. I don’t even know how to answer that.”
The interviewer then suggested that her silence “spoke volumes,” to which Loken said, “Just don’t look upstairs, okay?”
I love a celebrity lesbian story as much as the next guy. And the fact that one half of this couple is Terminator 3 chick is front page, above-the-fold headline stuff. That the other half is Anna Lucia from "Lost"...not so much. She was a chameleon on the show. There'd be brief moments when she'd look slammin', but those times were rare. And her tough-on-the-outside-so-her-heart-doesn't-break tough girl act got tired real fast.
Check out these pictures and see if you can guess which one is the bull of the relationship:
Thanks to the fellas who post comments on the board for finding this story.
I saw this video on another site as well - that is some UGLY shit right there. There is so much to criticize the 'cops' for in this situation - it's hard to know where to start...what ever happened to 'officers of the peace'? These knuckleheads almost incited a riot.
...and some still wonder why mistrust of the police is so common these days...BTW - the student was a brown man. Suprised anyone?