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Random Thoughts – June 9th


Fake NFL News

The Baltimore Orioles invited new Ravens QB Steve McNair to throw out the first pitch at last nights game.

McNair injured his arm on the play, suffered an oblique strain, pulled a quadricep, tore his labrum and strained both achilles tendons.

McNair is expected to miss all of training camp, start in Week 1, then reinjure something else, miss practice in Weeks 4-8 and all of November.

ESPN will air a special edition of NFL Primetime tonight so that Chris Berman, Tom Jackson and Michael Irvin can celebrate McNair's toughness with a big circle jerk.

 

— Jerry Thornton, 1:45 pm | permalink | 11 comments