According to a story in The Sun (UK), a recent poll of In Touch magazine readers ranked the best show business breasts. Here are the results:

1. Scarlett Johansson
2. Jessica Simpson
3. Salma Hayek
4. Halle Berry
5. Jessica Alba
6. Tyra Banks
7. Jennifer Love Hewitt
8. Rebecca Romijn
9. Lindsay Lohan
10. Brittany Murphy

I can't argue with the top 3. Johansson, Simpson and Hayek are the Bird, Magic and Michael of superstar breasts. But Alba at #5- that's seems a tad high for her. She's gorgeous and has an amazing figure; no one is disputing that. But this poll was supposed to be all about the boob. I have to question the voters' integrity on this one.

And Jennifer Love Hewitt at #7- she must be devastated. I'm sure that Ghost Whisperer is breathing down CSI's neck but J.Love's breasts were her go-to. And now they're just 7th best. That's a slap in the face to J.Love's bosom.

Lohan and Murphy are both questionable. Lohan is like Notre Dame football- she's getting votes for what she was years ago. And Murphy's breasts have Bowling Green/Boise State written all over them. Overrated. They look good on her but put them within 100-feet of Hayek or Simpson and it's obvious to everyone that she's not even in the same league.