Forget about Jessica and Ashlee Simpson.  Forget about the Olsen Twins.   Clearly the most entertaining sibling combination in Hollywood is the Kelly brothers.   I’m talking about R Kelly and Carey Kelly.   As if R Kelly’s “Trapped in a Closet” wasn’t a great enough gift to the comedy gods, Carey Kelly has now stepped forward accusing his brother of trying to get him to take the fall for having sex with that underage chick which was caught on camera a couple years ago.   Here are some of the excerpts from a recent interview with Carey Kelly.

"They (the police) questioned me, and they followed me," Carey said. "I moved three or four times, but that was dumb, me not thinking they, the police, can find me. It was like I had done something wrong, a crime, urinated on a girl, and they treated me like I had actually done it.

Carey said the worst part of it was how it affected his six kids, who started getting teased and beaten up at school. "My son, he used to love going to school," Carey said. "Now it's a job,

Okay, I’ve never seen the R Kelly video.    Did he urinate on a girl in it or did Carey Kelly just make this situation up out of the blue?  Who says that?   Don’t you get the feeling that maybe he has done that before?   I mean who uses “urinate on a girl” as an example of doing something wrong unless you’ve done it?    Regardless, thank god I read this interview because I was under the impression that if I committed a crime in the future all I’d have to do is move a couple blocks and the police wouldn’t be able to find me.   Now I know that the police can find me regardless of whether I’m living in Allston or Abington.  Good to know.