Happy Martin Luther King Day everybody!
Obviously the biggest question here is whether or not SpongeKnob’s nuts are actually square, and because I’m all about hard-hitting journalism (and sex puns!) I’ll tough it out and watch the unrated version real quick so I can report back to you guys with the details you expect and deserve.
5 minutes later:
WHELP — Sandy’s got a dick in her mouth. Everyone’s childhood is over.
10 minutes later:
Nuts not visible, only SpongeKnob’s very un-sponge like penis can be seen. Sandy is doing WORK.
12 minutes later:
This isn’t as bad as I’d thought it would be.
15 minutes later:
That…Sandy wasn’t bad. Kinda weird when SpongeKnob started getting excited and blurted out “Kneel down in front of me Sandy!” in a very hurried Spongebob voice. Definitely awkward. Still gonna need some tissues regardless.
America!

















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