Poor kid. This contraption might as well sew every vagina that enters his life permanently shut just to save him some time and dignity. Unless this dude is under the age of 12, then this is automatically the childhood equivalent of having a 3 ft dick. If he’s 12-22 then he’s the Lord of the Virgins and if he’s older than 22 he’s unemployed, as well as the Lord of the Virgins. Doesn’t matter if this dude basically has an 6-figure engineering job waiting for him after this, give me Lego’s all day everyday. Lego’s were and will forever be the shit.
PS – Percentage of the time playing Lego’s as a kid repeatedly seeing a specific piece I don’t need, finally needing that piece, not be able to find it again for the next hour after just seeing it fucking 200 times in the previous 10 minutes, have a conniption and kick my cat in the face? 900%