Actually, they probably can. “Pretty excited” just about does the trick. I’m pretty excited to learn how these conjoined twins/this two-headed girl completes ordinary tasks like going to the bathroom or blowing a guy. Which side is responsible for wiping? Do they alternate out of fairness?
There’s a lot we can learn from these two: cooperation, teamwork, how to dominate a three-legged race, etc. A hell of a lot more than watching some midget family or a couple of morons with too many kids. Not a huge reality fan, but definitely support the two-headed girl show.