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Woman Facing Manslaughter Charges For Suffocating Boyfriend With Her Tits

WASH — A 50-year-old Everett woman is accused of smothering her boyfriend by lying on his face. Deputies said they were called to the Airport Inn trailer park at 12:45 a.m. Saturday for a report of a disturbance where medics were performing CPR on a 51-year-old man. Police documents also noted the size difference between the woman and the victim. Documents indicated the victim was 5 feet 7 inches tall and weighed about 175 pounds, and the woman charged is 5 feet 6 inches tall and weighs 192 pounds, documents said.

Well that’s one way to go. Gotta be the first time in human history where someone went in for the motorboat and actually ended up drowning. Must have been some serious bazookas to be able to subdue her boyfriend. Just some bowling balls ready to roll some strikes. Usually the only thing that can bring down 5’7, 175 pounds of trailer folk is a steady diet of meth and the sudden realization that Larry The Cable Guy is portraying a character. But nope. Death by tits. Another day, another trailer park tragedy in America.

By smitty posted January 16th, 2013 at 10:11 AM

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by broman on January 16, 2013 at 10:16 am
tits or gtfo
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by tom time on January 16, 2013 at 10:16 am
5'6 192? WIth a frame like that, I'd guess were not talkin bazookas as much as sandbags
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by 781kid on January 16, 2013 at 10:17 am
It was an organized gang tit
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by shermfloaters on January 16, 2013 at 10:27 am
Death by Oompah Loompa - hell of a way to go
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by portnoise on January 16, 2013 at 10:28 am
smitty we know you're new here, but isnt this story published weekly???? dont turn into neil
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