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With Any Luck ‘Gallon Smashing’ Will Become A Thing

Sure it’s the work of immature, careless, and dickish teenagers who are doing nothing but making life harder for people who probably don’t need their lives to be made any harder, but it’s also fucking hilarious. With any luck this will replace Tebowing, Coning, and any other trendy “-ing” videos currently circulating the internet (that includes you, Invisible Driver Prank).

First of all it would be interesting to see the many creative ways people come up with to smash their gallons, but that’s not why we should want to see this become a trend. We should want to see Gallon Smashing grow because eventually somebody’s gonna get beat senseless inside a Whole Foods or a Shop Rite and it’s all gonna be on camera. Some dude with chocolate milk on his new Jordans isn’t going to care that some skinny kid is writhing in fake agony on the ground. He’s gonna beat him senseless with a half busted open jug of milk. And that’s something we should all want to see.

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By maurice posted February 22nd, 2013 at 3:51 PM

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by numchux on February 22, 2013 at 3:52 pm

If this ever happened in the vicinity of me I'd smash the kids snotbox in.
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by imtough on February 22, 2013 at 3:54 pm

i just pissed myself and I wasn't even pissing...
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by 1st time long time on February 22, 2013 at 3:55 pm

Gotta hand it to these little dweebs...that was actually entertaining
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by kanye is a gay fish on February 22, 2013 at 3:57 pm

mo your family is starving somewhere and these kids are wasting all that milk and juice... :(
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by saskstoolie on February 22, 2013 at 3:57 pm

Mo would just shoplift the jugs..
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by tomcaronsgoatee on February 22, 2013 at 4:00 pm

times gotta be getting tough for barstool philly if pres is feeding mo links sent to boston tips.
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by snipplefritz on February 22, 2013 at 4:00 pm

i blogged this before you www.welovefun.wordpress.com
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by jersey steamer on February 22, 2013 at 4:01 pm

I gotta get a job at a supermarket so I can curb stomp the first kid I catch doing this..(a la sopranos/american history x style)
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by otwisted on February 22, 2013 at 4:01 pm

Moe condoning asshole behavior. Typical boog mentality.
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by SoftAsSatinDavidPatten on February 22, 2013 at 4:01 pm

perfect time to stomp these little motherfuckers when they're already lying on the ground. Only fucking country in the world that would 'prank' waste a gallon of milk.
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by herbie versmells on February 22, 2013 at 4:07 pm

mo sometimes you act whiter than that milk on the floor
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by american as fuck on February 22, 2013 at 4:07 pm

Mo using the Jordan shoes as perspective
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by herbie versmells on February 22, 2013 at 4:07 pm

more white....whatever
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by godshatesislandersfans2 on February 22, 2013 at 4:12 pm

With any luck, someone will kick these kids so hard in the balls they never get to reproduce. Something that should have happened to their fathers
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by bigphilrivers on February 22, 2013 at 4:13 pm

i really hope they had to pay for everything
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by trudolph1988 on February 22, 2013 at 4:15 pm

Im kind of praying these kids get cancer then get shot in the face by their fathers one day
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by buster hyman on February 22, 2013 at 4:16 pm

this is funny as fuck and I wish I thought of it
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by ih8nyy on February 22, 2013 at 4:17 pm

Fuckin idiots.
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by mac_attack83 on February 22, 2013 at 4:28 pm

The one with the old lady was pretty funny both in execution and her "Oh my God!!". Also liked the one where they're trying to pick the kid up and a third guy comes over at the end. It's like Whaddya gonna do dude? This kid weighs 140 lbs, I think they got him.
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by bsmith484 on February 22, 2013 at 4:57 pm

I would like to see them try this in East New York. That would be entertaining to watch.
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by AlbertDeSalvo on February 22, 2013 at 4:59 pm

So you get hard working old guys with families fired, and encourage little assholes to do stuff like this. nice little site this has turned into.
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by mcgil420 on February 22, 2013 at 5:04 pm

i hope i encounter this in a grocery store one day soon b/c i would love a reason to kick the shit out of one of these motherfuckers.
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by lupac on February 22, 2013 at 5:28 pm

you found that funny? you couldn't possibly be black
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by GodsAdvised on February 22, 2013 at 5:52 pm

Next thing you know we all have to call the manager over to the fucking dairy section to unlock the milk so we can grab a gallon cause of these little fuckers. Assholes.
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by betheljohnsonshands on February 22, 2013 at 6:07 pm

I used to work at a grocery store and I would 100% beat the fuck out of these cunts.
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by cain5150 on February 22, 2013 at 6:22 pm

Fuck you Maurice you fucking shine. Go to WORLDSTAR where your kind would appreciate this.
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by provcity1 on February 22, 2013 at 6:53 pm

I wish they had a draft so these little snots could get sent to Afghanistan in order to learn some common decency. As for you Mo, I can't wait until you get charged with a DWB and sent to the place where your kind belongs and we can all finally be freed of the garbage you spew. You make Neil look like fucking Shakespeare.
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by scurvy on February 22, 2013 at 8:54 pm

if I saw this I would stomp the kid's nuts as soon as he hit the floor. what an asshole.
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by iamahuman on February 23, 2013 at 12:18 pm

To everyone that claims that they would " stomp/curb stomp/smash/wreck" these kids, you are all fucking pussies with no sense of humor. Maybe if you weren't sitting on your computer all day waiting for these morons to post blogs about ugly girls, gay fuck fests and retarded black people getting arrested, you would have time to beat up teenagers. Until then, keep on acting tough on the Internet cause that always impresses people.
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by urmom01 on February 23, 2013 at 5:05 pm

First I'd smack the shit out of them ,second I'd have them lick up the milk,juice whatever it was,third just punch whatever parent showed up for them square in the face,lastly have them locked up for vandalism. Bunch of suburbanite pussy kids with too much time,disposable mommy+daddy $$ who need their asses kicked.
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by urmom01 on February 23, 2013 at 5:10 pm

Iamahumam you must be a 20-30 something suburbanite pussy, who never had to work or pay for anything in your life. Jokes are jokes, will it be funny if they throw a gallon of milk over their heads and hit an old lady orba baby? Shut the fuck up and go back to "cat fishing"
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by massholio prime on February 23, 2013 at 10:21 pm

Funny as hell but each kid deserves to be curb stomped by an angry mob.
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by tornopen on February 24, 2013 at 9:23 am

Mo, only worthless ghetto rats like yourself would find this funny.
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by tornopen on February 24, 2013 at 9:24 am

so some dude is down on his luck, has to work at a grocery store to feed his family, and these worthless assholes are pulling this shit. I would beat them senseless with the mop handle.
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by jdubdizzle on February 24, 2013 at 8:19 pm

If this catches on and I am anywhere within range. I will no hesitate to beat these little faggots down!!!!
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