Ladies, you like the classic ferret with down syndrome look, right?
Louis Vuitton just shot some pics with Phelps modeling next to some of their handbags. Quite possibly the worst business move since somebody failed to give Manzo a literacy test before hiring him as a writer. Somebody needs to be fired over this one at Louis Vuitton. The only franchise Michael Phelps is attractive enough to be the face of is Valtrex. Phelps’ looks can only be the result of Warren from There’s Something About Mary and that big dude Carl from Big Fish fucking a dead otter.
Even though Phelps’s photos are downright Quasimodo worthy, I’d still give up my next 10 lifetimes to life out the rest of his life. Dude is 27, retired and is a guaranteed millionaire/celebrity for the rest of his days no matter what he does. Beats the living dick off of a handsome yet uninsured blogger and then some.
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