Mickey Mantle got blackout drunk in search of the snatch every night while in the big leagues. Yeah he was great, but just imagine how much better he would’ve been if his liver was actually able to secrete bile by the end of his career. Same thing here with throwing away talent. Miley’s gotta step it up while she’s still got some time left. Damn broad looks like she’s either Beiber’s blonde replacement or is ready to film a movie circa 1997 with Neve Cambpell then crash the Lilith fair. Get back to what works, dammit. You’re no longer jailbait. Act like it.
No bro has ever more heroically attempted a beer pong dunk than this guy http://t.co/D7fg4b2g15