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Who Is This Lesbian And What Has She Done With Miley Cyrus?
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Come on, Miley. Now don’t get me wrong, I’d still pounce on that thing faster than a cheetah on an injured gazelle or Pres on a shirtless Adam Lambart and/or nickel spotted on the opposite side of the street. Mom shorts or not, she’s is worthy enough to sacrifice a nut and a half just to get a day pass to buttcheek city. But dammit, it’s sad to see her in her prime and doing this to herself.
Mickey Mantle got blackout drunk in search of the snatch every night while in the big leagues. Yeah he was great, but just imagine how much better he would’ve been if his liver was actually able to secrete bile by the end of his career. Same thing here with throwing away talent. Miley’s gotta step it up while she’s still got some time left. Damn broad looks like she’s either Beiber’s blonde replacement or is ready to film a movie circa 1997 with Neve Cambpell then crash the Lilith fair. Get back to what works, dammit. You’re no longer jailbait. Act like it.
By smitty posted February 6th, 2013 at 3:15 PM
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  by chunkah on February 6, 2013 at 3:17 pm
  that bottom pic is so fake its gross
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  by 6callersaheadofusjimmy on February 6, 2013 at 3:19 pm
  Her snaggletooth always draws me right in.
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  by mississippi on February 6, 2013 at 3:19 pm
  She doesnt like men.
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  by terror-on-broad29 on February 6, 2013 at 3:20 pm
  Looking like Jodi Foster in Taxi Driver
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  by one_percent on February 6, 2013 at 3:21 pm
  And that ladies and gentlemen is why jailbait is awesome.
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  by vermont stoolie on February 6, 2013 at 3:21 pm
  She looks like an extra in Star Wars or some shit in the second one
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  by vermont stoolie on February 6, 2013 at 3:21 pm
  Still would slay though...
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  by animalman on February 6, 2013 at 3:22 pm
  She's trying to match her looks to her voice.
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  by johnnymanchuk on February 6, 2013 at 3:24 pm
  well if she's already locked down the other hemsworth, what's she got to work for?
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  by saskstoolie on February 6, 2013 at 3:26 pm
  Top couple pics look like JB with tits.. And better muscle definition
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  by christosterone on February 6, 2013 at 3:26 pm
  Mom jeans into Daisy Dukes.....well played....your turn Lohan
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  by whorefrost on February 6, 2013 at 3:29 pm
  No judgement on how your mom dresses Smitty but I wouldn't call having shorts that have half your box flapping out mom shorts.
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  by jimbo_slice on February 6, 2013 at 3:30 pm
  the fuck is that guy?
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  by bigphilrivers on February 6, 2013 at 3:31 pm
  her face was chubbier than chris christy's
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  by bryans cranston on February 6, 2013 at 3:31 pm
  Definitely moving her higher up in the celebrity death pool
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  by pawts on February 6, 2013 at 3:34 pm
  She definitely takes after her dad in the bad haircut decision department.
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  by TonyTwotoes on February 6, 2013 at 3:36 pm
  Are we sure that's not Justin Bieber?
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  by 5MinuteMajor on February 6, 2013 at 3:36 pm
  Most young women these days go through their experimental stage. This too will end and she will end-up in a chapel in Vegas with some guy named Donte or Darnell.
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  by mikeydatrillest on February 6, 2013 at 3:37 pm
  fuck philthydelphia
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  by BruinsBro on February 6, 2013 at 3:42 pm
  One of the best opening lines. ever.
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  by corylidleflymehome on February 6, 2013 at 3:45 pm
  that first picture she looks like she's full blown retarded. Then she opens her mouth and erases all doubt
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  by tripp_mcneely on February 6, 2013 at 3:45 pm
  I still like Party in the USA, I don't care what she looks like.
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  by Richard McLargehuge on February 6, 2013 at 5:06 pm
  Her dad is a country singer from Kentucky. This is high fashion roun' dem parts.
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  by 28ontheway on February 6, 2013 at 5:44 pm
  How the fuck do you actually include that fake photo at the bottom? Amateur.
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  by urmom01 on February 6, 2013 at 7:15 pm
  You know she prob fucks like a champ! Her daddy has been hitting that since she was 10.
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  by go broons on February 7, 2013 at 9:29 am
  "I’d still pounce on that thing faster than a cheetah on an injured gazelle or Pres on a shirtless Adam Lambart and/or nickel spotted on the opposite side of the street." Winning.
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  by gmenfan4 on February 7, 2013 at 12:58 pm
  this bitch was never hot. fucked up gum to teeth ratio
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