Phils Phans = Structural Engineers
Impressive. Not as impressive as this would have been had the game on the field had post-season implications and wasn’t simply a distraction from drinking and pushing kids off the Run the Bases machine. But impressive nonetheless. This guy in the Flyers-colored Phillies shirsey (shudder) is asleep, right? Had to be. Had to be the only way he would allow someone to throw that ugly shirt on him and cover it with a beaded necklace. And is homeboy next to him still rocking that “Four Aces” jawn? Time to upgrade your fanhood, bruh.