Say what you want but this dude is a king among men. Just look at that bow tie. Just look at that beard. Just look at that form. Boaty Mark Twain is 100% committed to making this the sexiest canoe dance you’ve ever experienced in your life. I don’t want to make any guarantees but I without a doubt guarantee the lady in red would have blown this dude in the middle of the river if she were in that audience. Canoe swag for years. Is that a 360? Clap clap clap. Another 360? Clap clap clap. I bet if this guy did one more spin in that boat all those midwestern housewives would be throwing their panties off shore and there wouldn’t be a dry eye on the dock. Just an unbelievable performance by the master.

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