Please excuse me if I’m a bit distracted today, my team just signed the second best center in the world last night. Shashina is hot as hell, got the whole Andrew Bynum. I just wanna grab her by the Bynum and Andrew Bynum all over her Bynums. But maybe I’m just a freak like that.
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