Some of my favorite Wake Ups are the single-line emails with just the girl’s name. This is how I know a guy is kinda ashamed to be emailing me but really wants to see some semi-naked pictures of a chick one day at work. Hey, everybody — no need to feel ashamed. If there’s a mature-ish 29 year-old Russian actress and model who looks like Angelina Jolie morphed with Lana Del Rey and has boobies you wanna see, there’s no shame in that.
Tell me what you want what you really really want: email@example.com.