If you need any type of reasoning or explanation as to why Georgia is our Monday Wake Up, you need laser eye surgery and straight dude pills. Which I don’t think is a real drug yet but I’m sure would sell like crazy to millions of parents insecure about their child’s sexuality. Desperate single women would be slipping straight dude tablets into gay man drinks and date-raping the shit out of them. Damn I gotta start writing these scripts.
Send your Wake Up requests to firstname.lastname@example.org.