Namibian Victoria’s Secret model. That’s right — from Namibia. You don’t even have a clue where Namibia is, do you? It’s okay I don’t either. I know it’s in Africa, which makes Behati a white African. If she were to move to America she would then become an African American. A Dave Matthews-style African American.
God I wish I had a white African American friend.
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