Kind of a shame to be a hot girl whose last name is “Blohm”. Alena’s lucky she’s German and that probably doesn’t mean anything. I remember when I was in middle school there was a girl in my class whose last name was “Sexauer” — that shit was hilarious in 6th grade. Blohm might’ve sent me over the edge.
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