Not gonna lie — pretty devastated the Black pope from Ghana wasn’t chosen. SHOCKED, actually. I mean, no more shocked than I was when the world didn’t end last December or when the sun decided to come up AGAIN this morning, but still shocked.
So while I try to wrap my head around this…defeat?…here’s a Google Glass parody I found earlier with drinking, Irish stuff, fighting, guns, and a trip to the brothel. Up your alley enough to buy me a moment to absorb this blow to my pope hopes.