“Do you have dementia or some shit?” might be the best line of the day. Yes. She sounds like a senile version of Kristin Wiig’s SNL Target Lady, so obviously the answer is yes. Doesn’t make one bit of difference, though — this crazy woman is 100% right. Anonymous Gay Voice obviously isn’t feeding his cat the right food. Nobody on the planet understands felines better than an old psychotic cat lady. If this nutty bitch says dude is feeding the cat the wrong food, then my money’s on dude feeding the cat the wrong food. Buy some fucking Fancy Feast so this woman’s brain doesn’t explode during Antiques Roadshow and force cops to dig her body from up under cat skeletons and 10 year-old hoarded newspapers.
PS – zero concern for that soda.