‘MERICA, FUCK YEAH! Have 0 idea why people would drink snake blood out of a decapitated cobra in any culture. Have less than 0 idea why American soldiers are not only doing it but are kneeling down like they’re waiting on a moneyshot, but it doesn’t matter. Support the troops, dammit. All I know is that snake, headless or not, better stay at least 50 feet away from me at all times unless I am armed with a flamethrower and a gun with 1 bullet in the chamber in case things go awry. Can’t even come close to dealing with snakes.
Cowboys fan tombstoning himself trying to catch a foul ball is just the worst in every way http://t.co/YLrEUzUlnk http://t.co/fHogZGvwPZ