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Tuiasosopo Calls Relationship With Te’o ‘Romantic’, Says ‘I Am Confused’ When Asked If He’s Gay

PFT – Just when the events surrounding the Super Bowl were about to make us forget about the Manti Te’o fake dead girlfriend hoax, the perpetrator of the fake dead girlfriend hoax has taken it to a new level. In an interview with Dr. Phil McGraw, Ronaiah Tuiasosopo admits that, from his perspective, the relationship with T’eo was romantic. “Here we have a young man that fell deeply, romantically in love,’’ McGraw told NBC’s Today. “I asked him straight up, ‘Was this a romantic relationship with you?’ And he says yes. I said, ‘Are you then therefore gay?’ And he said, ‘When you put it that way, yes.’ And then he caught himself and said, ‘I am confused.’’’ Join the crowd, Ronaiah. Tuiasosopo said that T’eo was “absolutely, unequivocally” not involved in the hoax.

What’s there to be confused about, Tuiasosopo? You carried on a supergay relationship with another man for over a year. Whether it was a girl on the phone or you doing the greatest girl phone voice impression this world’s ever seen is irrelevant. What matters is the intent. And you fully intended at some point in your life to have your boner touch Manti’s boner. And that makes you gay.

Hey — ain’t nothing wrong with being gay. There’s something VERY wrong about fooling some thick-skulled football moron into loving you because he thinks you’re a hot island chick…but you shouldn’t feel apprehensive about coming out as gay. The apprehension should come from being a scumbag who lies about cancer kids and car accidents for fame.

YOU’RE confused, Roniah? WE’RE confused. The American public is as confused as we can be. Last month Manti Te’o was just some future draft bust with a great story and funny name. Now we’re all involved in his imaginary girlfriend’s life who was actually a gay Christian Youtube singer and we honestly don’t know what the hell to think. But there’s one thing we’re ALL certain of, Tuiasosopo: you gay.

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By maurice posted January 30th, 2013 at 10:17 AM

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by mannyspooptowel on January 30, 2013 at 10:22 am
The same way Moe is confused about being black.
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by Numero Two on January 30, 2013 at 10:30 am
I've heard Samoan sword fights are the most passionate.
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by donkeypuncharillo on January 30, 2013 at 10:32 am
Romantic- adj. characterized by a preoccupation with love or by the idealizing of love or one's beloved.I don't know how you're still confused Roniah. Sounds pretty fault me
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by thewetbandits on January 30, 2013 at 10:32 am
The same way Mo is confused about the difference between "YOUR" and "YOU'RE", especially when he takes the time to put it in caps
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by organix85 on January 30, 2013 at 10:44 am
playing the gay card to weasel out of it...
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by carlsweetchuck on January 30, 2013 at 10:51 am
"YOUR confused, Roniah?" - You're.
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by sukdeeznutz on January 30, 2013 at 11:08 am
I'm sorry but there is something very wrong with being gay.
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by herbie versmells on January 30, 2013 at 11:10 am
YOUR confused mo? WE'RE confused if you would fit in more with Bad Boy Records, or Dawson's Creek
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by dustman on January 30, 2013 at 11:17 am
you guys are all really funny and original giving mo a hard time for not spelling you're right
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by rbaker5150 on January 30, 2013 at 12:48 pm
Nothin hotter than 2 fat ass Samoan homos.
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