HUFFPO – If you’re on the stumpy side, you might want to avoid standing next to Svetlana Pankratova – who boasts the world’s longest pair of legs. Svetlana’s pins are a whopping 4ft, 4in long, according to the Guinness Book of World Records, which, we imagine, makes buying jeans a royal pain in the backside. At her full height, the Russian-born Amazon measures 6ft, 5in tall, and is, fittingly, a basketball coach in Falls Church, North Virginia.
Legitimate question: Would you take a ride on these stilts? Because see this is all I think about, sleeping with a giant. Probable chance if you put those fuckers over your shoulders she’s going to snap your neck like Sonya from Mortal Kombat. Yet that’s a risk I’m strangly willing to take. But let’s state the facts – 6’5 with 4’4 legs means her torso and head only make up 2’1? Can’t be good for business up close. Plus the Russian Rocky IV look has been dead since the Soviet Union fell. Know how to strut your shit, like the world’s tallest model. Now that’s a tall drink of water that I’d let stomp on me like Godzilla on an Asian.
Vote 1 for Bitch Should Go Back To Her Home Land in Amazonia and 10 for Get me a ladder, I’m Going In:
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Loading ...PS – That official Guinness Book judge is exactly how I would picture a man whose life is spent verifying the official world records of everything from largest squash ever grown to longest skateboard ride by a goat. Man’s only worried about protecting the honor of Guinness and his virginity.
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