You wanna know why all of us will eventually be killed/maimed/enslaved by aliens or robots or super-intelligent monkeys one day? It’s because of shit like this. Invisible barriers we put up between us and the real world. Human reality: haha funny lion, giggles, and a youtube clip. Real world: gory baby lunch. We’ve shifted the natural balance of the earth and will probably get what’s coming to us for it one day. There’s definitely something wrong here, right? That baby should be dead, the lion should be full of delicious human baby veal, and the kids’ crying mom should be forcing the men of the tribe to grab their swords and torches to kill that fucking lion. That’s the natural balance.
At least go into the lion’s den with the baby and a shotgun. Give the lion a chance.

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