arbroath – A Stockholm family was horrified to find a monster “viking” rat living in their kitchen. Pest controllers who were called in to catch the beast found it measured 40 centimetres (15 inches) – not including the tail. The family in Solna, north of Stockholm, had no idea what was in store when their pet cat was too scared to go into the kitchen. “We thought it could be a little mouse, but after a while we figured it couldn’t be because it was making too much noise,” Signe Bengtsson said. When my wife called I said ‘Yeah, sure, take it easy, I’ll be home on Sunday. But by then it had jumped into the waste bin and had a Swedish smörgåsbord with all the leftovers,” he said. As the rat made more appearances over the next day, the family took to stomping around as they passed the kitchen to ensure they wouldn’t meet the rat from hell again. “By the time I got home, the rat was so domesticated that it just sat under the kitchen table,” Korsås explained, adding that it had chewed through the water pipes connected to the dishwater and started a small flood.
Somebody in that house is cursed. That’s not your regular “you need to stop leaving crumbs around” rat, this is some voodoo Carcosa Jumanji nightmare stuff. This rat probably ate all the other rats and/or absorbed their energy like Shang Tsung from Mortal Kombat. It’s like a Super Saiyan level 4 rat Pokemon after 20 transformations.
The weirdest part is that these people were okay with sharing a home with cat-sized vermin. Look at the size of that trap. They’ve seen this before. They knew what they were dealing with. How psychotic do you have to be to accept sleeping in that house once you’ve seen this rat? When this hulking chihuahua gallops across your kitchen tile it’s time to call the pest guy that second and tell him it’s a fucking code black emergency.
You’re off the list, Stockholm.